Help Me Annoy My Girlfriend With Puns
Once I get my Droid Incredible I plan to give my Motorola Droid to my girlfriend. While we are out on a date, I am going to discretely dial her number and let the phone ring in my pocket. After she sees that it?s only me calling her and gives me the confused, ?Why are you calling me I am right next to you?? stare, I will say, ?There is something incredible in my pants, calling for you. Droid Incredible.?
The first time I say it, she will roll her eyes and laugh and think it?s incredibly sexy because of my cleverness, timing, and incredibly smooth and deep voice (well?probably not). And since we have been dating for several years she won?t break up with me if I do it every time we go out on a date. Everyone Wins!
Other than that, I will use it pretty much in the same manner as my normal Droid. It keeps me organized, in touch with people, and is an awesome little pocket computer that often times saves the day. But unlike the Motorola Droid, people with be in awe when I whip it (the Droid Incredible) out.