I would use it to coordinate my Ninja Support Group's reemergence as the world's last chance against the villains of Cupertino. Their desire to control the minds of the moronic lemmings who seem to think the iCrap is worth having because some fat dude with no life sat in front of a weird ass looking store for a month for something that could be pre-ordered online with free shipping (with the purchase of any accessory and the signing of the contract of indenture servitude).
Once the Ninja Support Group is back in action, we will enter the lair of the villains of Cupertino by placing a plastic cover over to make it look like a lame iCrap and dress ourselves up like losers who think they know things about dating but end up with a weird red headed girl who can't seem to find a guy because of her borderline personality disorder.
Once inside the Ninja Support Group will then upload a virus stored on the Droid Incredible's upgradeable microsd card, that inhibits the villains ability to control the minds of the unwitting iCrap users who download their mind control software with a so called upgrade of the copy and paste feature. A feature that really wasn't an upgrade because android smartphones already had those features long before that, which makes it seem like, "oops I forgot about that", so we will call it an upgrade and tell the world you can't live without it. Once the virus is downloaded the Ninja Support Group will fight it's way out of the villain's lair with the Droid Incredible's weapon throwing feature.
Finally when safely away from the lair the ninja support group will set off a explosive devise that was rigged to their mainframes with an iCrap as its remote detonator (because we wouldn't consider wasting anything else than an iCrap to destroy the mainframe) so all the ninja support group and myself had to do is call the iCrap with my Droid Incredible and free the lemmings who were duped by a skinny old guy, fat guy with no life and a wannabe ladies man.
I would also use the throwing feature to save kittens stuck in trees for old women and little girls with pigtails.
History of Ninja Support Group:
The Ninja Support Group, also known as the NSG, was formed in the wake of the death of the first openly white ninja. Reports around the world were that he died of an overdose, but every ninja worth his salt knows it was a poisoning by the ninja's arch-nemesis Chuck Norris. When the Great Ninja Farley was laid to rest, ninja's spanning the globe had trouble coming to terms with the loss. So the ninjas of Springfield decided that the best thing we could do to make it through this tough time was to create a support group. The creator of the group was Jack a ninja who found that he had trouble sleeping after the loss. He found comfort in crying, while in the arms of a the biggest fattest ninja in Springfield field chapter of the Ninja Support Group. Jack turned out to be a little crazy so we kicked him out of the group and confiscated his throwing stars. As the group evolved we set out a few directives,first since we were ninjas were vowed never to talk about the Ninja Support Group, second if we see Chuck Norris his ass kicked should be kicked or at least a kick me sign posted on his back so some bigger can do it, and finally any time the world is in need the Ninja Support Group would answer the call. We missed on the whole terrorism thing, so we were totally bummed but we were able to apprehend Timmy Hans of Miss Simpsons 6th grade class at Springfield Elementary. Apparently he was in the beginning process of world domination that had already engulfed the entire lower playground of Springfield Elementary, and left only a group of 5th boys and one really butch looking girl that played basketball on court number three every recess.
The report of this attempted world domination came from an inside source with connection to the Springfield Elementary. That reminds me we are still recruiting ninjas, we accept any ninja that is out of the fourth grade, our meetings take place in the basement of the James Fruggle mom's place. Just knock on the door and if his Step dad answers just tell him that you want his sister to stop dating your dad and then run. It is part of the initiation process.
Anyway that is the brief history of the NSG any further questions just Facebook NSG.
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