Immediately after receiving my Incredible, I'll begin a sabbatical from my job as a defense contractor. I'll use the Incredible to design a small network of temporary communications satellites and launch vehicles to put them in orbit. This will all be for the purposes of traversing the globe in a zeppelin (also designed on the Incredible). Furthermore, I will do this in no more than 40 days, besting, by more than a month, the record set by Phileas Fogg in 1872. The zeppelin will be equipped a femtocell that will connect to my communications satellites and keep me on Verizon's network. Tracking my progress with the Incredible, I'll post pictures, videos, location, and weather information regularly, stopping off at several major (and possibly some minor) cities around the globe. If I can find time to recover lost treasure (such as from Lake Toplitz in the Austrian Alps) while I'm at it, so much the better. I may even join twitter for the occasion.
Having safely returned home, I'll set about making the world a better place. In between curing cancers, seducing supermodels, advancing the cause of space exploration, and conducting my Nobel prize winning research in chemistry, I'll be continuing to develop killer applications for Android--some of which will become absolutely vital to my (and others') research. According to my lawyers, I'll probably have to settle the civil suit that arises when one of my aforementioned satellites deorbits into Pyongyang and kills Kim Jong-Il. Worth it for the revolution that occurs and the holiday in my honor, I suppose. I tend to prefer Vietnamese food, but what're you going to do, right?
My Incredible will continue to be vital to everything I do. A portal to another virtual world. A scheduler, a point of contact, a source of entertainment, of information. Christopher Nolan will ask me to be executive producer on his film based loosely on the story of my life--a dark action comedy that will no doubt star Christian Bale, even though we look absolutely nothing alike. There are liable to be on-set brawls between Christian and I, since he'll known I angled for him to be replaced by Nathan Fillion. Who also looks nothing like me. These things happen. Obviously, I'll insist on creating a part for a wise mentor I never actually had, tentatively played by either Morgan Freeman or Ian McKellen. After spending plenty of time on imdb on my Incredible, of course.
At the movie's premiere, I'll run into my future wife, Madeleine. In point of fact, I'll have already met her, when her father, King Carl XVI Gustav, bestowed upon me the Nobel prize in chemistry, a scant few years prior. After a whirlwind romance, Princess Madeleine of Sweden (Duchess of H?lsingland and G?strikland) and I will marry in a grand ceremony. Her work in ethnology will dovetail nicely with my post-retirement work in biochemistry and genetics, and together we'll publish some paradigm-shifting ideas that will spark a scientific renaissance.
All the while, by my side will be my trusty, true blue (red) Incredible.
So you see, the world will never be the same, once I get my Incredible. Surely you want to be a part of that.