re: Win an AT&T Samsung Infuse 4G
I shouldn't be telling you this, but when I was younger, I was homeless and cold, and found my way into a mansion where I hid and tried to stay not only warm, but a alive. As I hid and snuck food from the kitchen when I had the opportunities, I noticed there was only 1 man living in this mansion. A man and his butler.
One day I followed the man and his butler down a hidden staircase which was conveniently placed behind his grandfather clock, down to a cold, dark, bat-filled cave. As I ducked behind a wall of super computers, I couldn't believe what I saw. The man was Batman!
In shock and disbelief I let out a gasp, not knowing how loudly I had just done so. The man and his Butler were on me like Apple on a Samsung lawsuit.
Knowing their true identities, they couldn't let me go free. They had no choice but to infuse me into their vigilante ways. From that day forward, to the scum of Gotham City I was infamously known as.. Turtle Dove! No wait.. Sparrow! No, that's not right... crap.. I can't even remember what my crime-fighting name is because THAT PHONE IS FREAKIN HUGE! I mean have you seen that thing? Just like that Phil guy said, how can it be so huge AND so thin at the same time? I could be using that thing as a bat-a-rang and call Bats in one fell swoop without dropping a beat!
Alas, the Bats only let's me use this integrated TiKL thing in my mask and I have to push my nose to activate it like an idiot. You think the Joker doesn't notice crap like that? He STILL calls me Pinocchio..
Please, let me for once make THEM jealous.
Thanks.