Well, first, where did I say I couldn't afford it, or did you never manage to learn to read?
Second, the only remorse this buyer had was that a great product hasn't been adequately followed through on by Moto, Google and VZW.
Third, if Moto/Google/VZW can move the goalposts on the 4G (and probably the SD card) update, how on earth can they - or you - object if people return the product within the return period? That is exactly the kind of feedback that the market provides. Vote with your feet, as one of my favorite presidents said.
Finally - "douchebaggery" - I guess you'd know?
Thanks for playing.