Thanks for this solution. I realized that the Weather Channel app also gives emergency alert notifications from the National Weather Service, and it's just a simple red triangle in the notifications bar. You can even enable a sound for it if you want, so there is really no point in enabling any of the emergency alerts, aside from the President, who i assume will alert in case of terrorist activity and the like. Bottom line...no more amber alerts!
I know you all love your children more than life itself. I, on the other hand, do not, and there's no way i'm going to stop everything i'm doing just to find your kid, especially at 3am! Frankly, i'd rather stay OFF the roads and make it easier for the police to conduct their search (which is, by the way, THEIR job, not mine).
Some of you will probably ask, "Well, what if it was YOUR kid?" Well, why would I need an amber alert for my own kid, genius?
That person who said everyone should stop a meeting to check their parking lot, and the guy who would actually go driving around a large metropolis looking for the kid, vigilante style? Man, what it must be like to live in your little world? And in your strange minds, you somehow think I'M the a-hole for not caring as much as you do about "saving the children."
George Carlin said it best: F*** the children!
(Watch his "Kids and Parents" and "Child Worship" routines. They sum up a lot of people on this thread)