I solemnly swear the following is true...
I was an early adopter. Had the Nexus 7 as soon as possible. Had the "won't charge" problem within two months. Google was AWESOME and cross shipped a replacement (with return packaging). Then the same thing happened to the second one. Again, Google immediately offered to cross ship a replacement (with return packaging). Now, my third one started doing it after a recent trip. Same problem. Same symptoms: slight black snow effect (sometimes), backlight would come on, but no other discernible reaction.
I had googled this the first time, and the second time it happened... this time I assumed I wouldn't even try Google and I'd buy a Kindle Fire HD or something... so... with nothing to lose I did the following:
I removed the back.
Plugged the device in
Upon inspection of the battery connector (which was firmly in place) I noticed a slight audible hum
I stopped in my tracks. A hum shouldn't exist in a solid state device. As far as I could tell, there was no surface mount transformer inside (nor would there be a reason for one). As an electrical engineer my curiosity was piqued. I became fairly confident that I was hearing a feedback loop (probably from the charger supply) in the microphone (which is possible; supplying intermittent voltage to a microphone can cause the magnetic screen to resonate when the coil becomes charged).
I unplugged the N7 (the sound stopped)
I unplugged the battery
I plugged the N7 back in (no hum present)
I unplugged the N7
I plugged the battery back in
I plugged the N7 back in (NO HUM PRESENT)
Instantly the device began charging. I was able to get to the bootloader and navigate a bit, but choose "Power Off." My N7 (the third one I've had) is back to working normally.
I can't guess what the actual cause is (and don't care to investigate this fragile device), but EVEN IF your battery is firmly plugged in, I recommend unplugging it, plugging in the N7 (battery still disconnected) and waiting a bit before unplugging it, and replacing the battery connection (firmly!).
Happy to have my N7 back!
EDIT: The bootloader doesn't instantly respond to your inputs. It seems that the bootloader becomes visible about 10 seconds before you can control it. Definitely be patient.
I'm an EE too and used to work for a manufacturer of touchscreen process controllers for industrial applications back in the late 90's and built my own touch screen chartplotter from a netbook with a Gobi 1000 WWAN modem built in (Acer made AT&T branded) and this sounds like a problem I've been having ever since trying to turn on the Bluetooth for the first time after 2 months of trouble free ownership. I put it to sleep and sometimes it won't wake up and the only way I can get it back is unplug and replug the battery. I noticed that the Bluetooth seemed to be caught in a loop trying to start up(I noticed a faint pulsing in the Settings screen Bluetooth 'switch'), even after a reboot and even after the unplug/replug process. I confirmed it on the Chartplotter which runs Win 7 and was seeing the Nexus 7 but of course couldn't connect and then reconfirmed it on 2.2 Ghz BT/WiFi receiver I have for troubleshooting. I did get the Bluetooth to quit after a reset, charged it 100% and it still read 97% after all night on standby ,,,, Problem is it just did it again, it had 91% charge when I put it to sleep and when I come back a couple hours later it won't turn on again so it's off with the back cover for the 6th, count'em 6 times in less than 36 hours (Not a real big deal but I have mine in a Otterbox Defender case which is harder to get apart and together than the Nexus back cover) unplug/replug the battery start it up and it says 45% left .... cripes I don't use that much juice watching a HiDef movie for 2 hours but something is active still in sleep and I am showing high screen usage (58%) especially considering it's been in sleep more than not by at least a 10 to 1 ratio.
I'm going to try a reset again but if it Tweaks Out again I'll have to give it a listen ....
Still it worked perfect until I tried to enable the Bluetooth and it's been pretty much F-ed ever since .... Which really pisses me off because I have a 3 year old
homemade chartplotter from a netbook that rides on the console of my 16 ft boat and takes a pounding on the Mississippi River and it's never had a single failure (Thankfully because no Apple or Android device has enough balls to make plot and make
the 3D depth maps I make, RISC processors like the ARM architecture don't do complex math very well which is why 1080 HD video needs a hardware decoder of some sort) I really wanted to use the Nexus to watch fishing videos in the boat and send the sound via Bluetooth to the stereo so you could actually hear what they are saying in a noisy outdoor environment. I was hoping to use the Nexus to take some of the weight off the Netbook2Chartplotter's back which currently does 2 GPS's, the NMEA output from my fishfinder (Lowrance Elite 7x HDI) 3 mapping programs (one maps position and depth) a fishing database, internet access, WiFi hotspot, sends Bluetooth audio to the boat stereo or plays back video usually all at the same time ... poor little thing is working it's heart out 2-3 days a week during the season (In the off season it;'s hooked to a computer controlled scanner and downloads polar orbiting APT satellite pictures on 137 Mhz)
Seems like if I don't make it myself or heavily modify it myself it's junk in less than 2 years .... Communist Quality Control sucks to the point of near non-existence .... The Bar has been drastically Lowered in the past 15-20 years and everyone just passively accepts it like it's always been that way
It hasn't ..... Cripes I have a couple of Commodore 64's around here and they both still work ... I have guitar "stomp boxes' made in Japan in the mid-80's and they still work even after 15 years of hard road use in the 80's and 90's ... and I have two Android tablets neither of which made it 3 months before becoming a headache .... Hopefully Google moving Motorola Mobility's production (At least partially) back to the US will turn things around. At the very least Google should demand these tablets be made in either Taiwan (Asus) or South Korea (Samsung) and not farmed out to Communist China just to save a couple of bucks
Well at least you don't need a heatgun and an afternoon's worth of labor just to change the battery like an iPad ..... which BTW is made in the exact same Communist Chinese plant as the Nexus 7