And what comes Next....Life after the Galaxy Nexus

[Noble.Four]

By the time I get through that post, the Nexus will be out. Thanks for giving a way to kill time!

Rabble rabble rabble.

 

[bberrynewbie84]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/11/1/41e12133-7dfc-4a7f-b244-0d0d25b9e300.jpg

 

[Deltaechoe]

Holy wall of text batman!

This phone is going to be mine cuz it's a developer phone

On a side note, how long did it take you to write that post?

 

[rayj2B]

I believe Adrian Monk wrote that lovely article. It was an education and then I took a nap to think about it.
Thanks Adrian!

 

[Dustindejohn]

I read about one fifth of this thinking i was nearly done... THE HORROR that came upon my face when i scrolled down and say a wall of text....

You just wrote the first novel about a phone that hasn't even been released and left room for a sequel by ending it with "Verizon nexus 2"....

 

[SpaceHippie]

lol so long it can be the sequel to the dictionary.

 

[Nakrohtap]

1. I hope the OP didn't type this on his DX.

2. I hope NO ONE quotes the whole text of this!

My ADD kicked in after about 20 seconds of reading. It sounds like it was a good story.

 

[pauldroidr2d2]

Wow... I started reading on my Bionic, then started scrolling, and scrolling, and scrolling. Very, long.

 

[ultravisitor]

OP: Sorry, but you're just not that interesting or good enough of a writer to justify such a long post.

-- The Forum

 

[bplewis24]

Alright guys, I'm going in. I about to dive straight into the belly of the beast and read the entire post. I will report back in approximately 36 hours and let you know what I find!

 

[Dirty-Bird]

Wow. That's deep.

 

[Tom in Bristol]

Alright guys, I'm going in. I about to dive straight into the belly of the beast and read the entire post. I will report back in approximately 36 hours and let you know what I find!

When ya get to the part about the Commodore 64 and Trash 80...give it up.

 

[E.T.]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . .

 

[Premium1]

Four score and seven years ago.....

 

[ultravisitor]

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America...

 

[bplewis24]

Okay, it took about 20 minutes (with distractions from TV, etc), but I finally finished it. I have also found what I believe to be the 3 paragraphs--from different parts of the post--that most succinctly summarize his post:

Assuming Verizon leaves the basic fundamentals of a Nexus in tact (no OEM skins, open and easily unlocked bootloader, minimal bloat) will any future VZW Nexus release really make that much of a difference? Will any future Nexus with an unlocked bootloader, running pure android be more open than the Galaxy Nexus we?ll be getting shortly?

So, as we wait for our precious Galaxy Nexus, we should all enjoy it and relish in the anticipation since it?ll be clear that future cellular phones will neither be more durable or truly warrant the technological arms raise that Motorola, Samsung, HTC, and LG, will no doubt continue. The outlook may remain bleak when it comes to the future of cellular phones and how they are utilized by the average consumer, much like traditional desktop before it.

I realize that any future upgrades I shall endure may never have the significance of my Galaxy Nexus, at least not until Verizon upgrades to 5G and beyond, whatever and whenever that may be, and battery technology improves exponentially. It could be years before either makes a significant impact.

That was the longest post I've ever read on the internets.

Brandon

 

[FishPharm]

..... So did Lassie die in the end??

 

[swarlos]

Nice read. Pretty sneaky the way the OP slipped in confirmation of the release date of the phone too!

Tried to lightly skim for the date but didn't see it. This post just made my brain hurt and TMI for my tastes lol. Didn't need to know his whole life story.

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[TerryMasters]

This thread just gets better by the page, LOL

Lets recap - NOBODY read what he posted, and there are 4 pages of jokes making fun of it. I don't know why but I've never laughed so hard from the internet