" .............. and sadly, a lot of people have had to downsize in this current climate.
Some even more unfortunate have moved to the streets, and use any cardboard boxes they can find.
In the worst case this channel has seen, this bedraggled gentleman has had to move in to this excruciatingly bijou residence!
He remains remarkably upbeat.
Jerry says he's looking forward to a full head residence in the near future.
He says he enjoys unlimited fresh air through clear nasal passages, and can even imagine a 360° world in his head.
Better than a TV, says Jerry.
Poor man, we wish him well.
This is Prettyme Trixiebell for K-ACMN News, in Slumsville."