I need the new Droid X to replace the telecommunications array which was damaged when I first landed on planet Earth.
Up to this point I have not been able to locate a mobile device capable of supporting the deluge of information necessary to plan a proper invasion of your planet.
I briefly considered mobile designation (iPHONE) device as it was widely purported to be highly praised by the indigenous population for some reason.
After acquiring a unit and attempting to download apps to assist me in contacting home planet X, I quickly summarized the device was inferior to my native technology.
The web portal for downloading apps called, ITUNES was heavily policed by humans and many good apps were denied acceptance via this platform due to them being somehow inappropriate to the delicate nature of various carbon based life forms. Despite this claim I located hundreds of apps in ITUNES which reproduced the sound of a fart for some reason.
Worse yet, no matter where I placed the IPHONE on my battle chassis frame, it had trouble holding a signal, especially when held on the bottom lower left side.
After placing a call to the creator of the device and being told I was simply holding it wrong, I disconnected the unit from my chassis and tossed it into the IRD99 refuse waste receptacle.
I have conducted a careful review of this Droid X and determined its basic infrastructure bears many similarities to my own. So much so I believe this device has been retro-engineered from technology only found on my home world. Perhaps one of the carbon life forms found my communications array after all.
Once I receive this device and am able to successfully map out new coordinates and targets for the battle mechs, the invasion will begin anew.
We of the Planet X thank you in advance for assisting us in your utter destruction.