OK, thanks for that. I was just wondering if always having my cell radio turned off was the issue. I figured it wouldn't be, but it was starting to sound like only a few of us missed the train.
Side note, I found an XDA post for forcefully updating APN's for switching cell services. Gonna set mine up with FreedomPop after I get the 2.0 OTA (if I get it).
*Small disclaimer* for mentioning both the XDA post and FreedomPop. Know what you are doing if you start flashing and DEFINITELY know what you are doing if you deal with FreedomPop.
Anywhere I bring up FreedomPop I add this info. They purposefully plaster FREE over everything, then design their system so you WILL FAIL to get all the fees turned off. It is possible though, and you can get a sim with 700mb data (only data for watches) for a one time purchase of $6. You just have to turn off like a dozen "free trials" they start you out with and disable auto-topoff.