If I had BuzzVoice, I'd finally be able to search for, and of course DESTROY (with my four lightsabers and half-human, half-cyborg body) the remaining Jedi - also known as Blackberry Torch users - all while staying informed and up to date.
(sorry, had a particularly frustrating run-in with a product that sucks so much, from a company I used to love so dearly. Past tense love being the key)