Have faith, all. (6/2, ordered by phone, Northeast)
Once upon a Monday dreary, as I pondered, weak and weary
Dreaming of my phone ordered on 6-2, weeks before,
While I fumed, nearly raging, as the ship dates kept on changing,
Talking to sales rep Cindy, only to be told once more,
"Just a day or two longer, sir, I'm sure it's nothing more..."
Cranky and befuddled, but also slightly puddled,
By the tears that streamed down cheeks, slightly faster than before,
I explained my deep frustration, and new iPhone 4 temptation.
As every Earth's rotation seemed to stall the phone some more.
Lowering her voice slightly, Cindy spoke faster than before,
"Let me try just one thing more."
The hold music was relentless; it tested all my senses,
And left me quite defenseless when Cindy returned once more.
"Sir, please rise up from your slumber and let me unencumber,
You from your well-placed worries on our service so far poor."
I've torn some heads asunder, and found your tracking number!
So quickly now please lumber, towards your home's front door..."
Quoth this guy: "Hooray forevermore!"
Shipped 6/25 FedEx 2-Day.
See now I was a 6/2, NE phone order as well, but they didn't process my order until 6/4. Mine was supposed to be shipped on 6/25, but obviously wasn't. They never give me an 'acutal' date, they just tell me to keep calling back. This morning they said to try back again Wednesday.