! How to keep a woman happy !
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She actually does like the simple things, as you pointed out can be THE things. :thumbup:
?? I think signatures are stupid.
Good one. I like that. :thumbup:
But what about June 4th? :banghead:
?? I think signatures are stupid.
Good answer. :thumbup:
But sometimes (a lot of times) being honest gets me in trouble.
?? I think signatures are stupid.
Tried that, lol, but then she complained that i'm not helping her with her diet. :banghead:
?? I think signatures are stupid.
ItnStln
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Honestly, the single biggest thing for me is being communicated with that I'm loved, important, good at what I do, etc. I don't need lots of things or flowers or cooked dinners, but I sure as heck need to hear, "you look really pretty" when we are going out and I've put in a bit more effort than usual. Or, "thanks for a great dinner!" when I cook a really good one. Or even just the sporadic, "I am so happy you are in my life, I love you," Just because. I guess those are my thing, but I think most women would agree that hearing that sort of thing more often would make them more satisfied.
If we feel valued, it makes everything seem a little better, even the crappy stuff.
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If we feel valued, it makes everything seem a little better, even the crappy stuff.
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Wish I could thank this more than once.
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.? -courtesy of Albus Dumbledore, via my droid DNA.
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Not bad, not bad, but then she'll complain that i'm spending money. :banghead:
?? I think signatures are stupid.
Oh no, wait... here it is -
How To Make Women Happy...The Point System(advice according to women)In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.*Simple Duties:You make the bed (+1)You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)You leave the toilet seat up (-5)You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)In the snow (+8)But return with beer (-5)You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)You pummel it with a six iron (+10)It's her pet (-10)Social Engagements At a Party:You stay by her side the entire party (0)You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)Named Tiffany (-4)Tiffany is a dancer (-6)Tiffany has implants (-8)Her Birthday:You take her out to dinner (0)You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)A Night Out With the Boys:Go with a pal (-5)The pal is happily married (-4)Or frighteningly single (-7)And he drives a Mustang (-10)With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)A Night Out:You take her to a movie (+2)You take her to a movie she likes (+4)You take her to a movie you hate (+6)You take her to a movie you like (-2)It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)Your Physique:You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"You hesitate in responding (-10)You reply, "Where?" (-35)Any other response (-20)
?? I think signatures are stupid.
How To Make Women Happy...The Point System(advice according to women)In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.*Simple Duties:You make the bed (+1)You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)You leave the toilet seat up (-5)You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)In the snow (+8)But return with beer (-5)You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)You pummel it with a six iron (+10)It's her pet (-10)Social Engagements At a Party:You stay by her side the entire party (0)You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)Named Tiffany (-4)Tiffany is a dancer (-6)Tiffany has implants (-8)Her Birthday:You take her out to dinner (0)You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)A Night Out With the Boys:Go with a pal (-5)The pal is happily married (-4)Or frighteningly single (-7)And he drives a Mustang (-10)With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)A Night Out:You take her to a movie (+2)You take her to a movie she likes (+4)You take her to a movie you hate (+6)You take her to a movie you like (-2)It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)Your Physique:You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"You hesitate in responding (-10)You reply, "Where?" (-35)Any other response (-20)
?? I think signatures are stupid.
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I love to cook for my wife. And clean afterwards. I'm her Android expert. I sharpen all our knives (kitchen and personal). A dull knife is an accident waiting to happen. And it may sound crazy, but after rubbing her shoulders, back and legs, she likes to lay on her belly, and have me, as she calls it, "smush" her. She says it feels great on her hip bones.
As of late May, I've spent 29 years learning what makes her happy. And usually, it's simple things, like telling her how much she means to me. Talk to her, be sincere, and learn.
It's easy...
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As of late May, I've spent 29 years learning what makes her happy. And usually, it's simple things, like telling her how much she means to me. Talk to her, be sincere, and learn.
It's easy...
Sent from the (4.2 updated) redheaded stepchild of the Nexii
Live2ride883
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I'll take a shot at this one, my wife and I have been married for almost 22 years. My parents were happily married for over 35 till my dad passed away. Think about this first, then I'll write my list. The best marriage is one you don't get out of alive.
1) I keep my wife in high regard
2) In all things I respect her opinion, feelings.
3) Keep eye contact while in a conversation, 1 its respectful, 2 it actually shows you are paying attention.
4) If she is working on a particularly difficult or stressful task offer to help, or take over. If neither is possible, wash the dishes or sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Do not run the sweeper, if she's stressed things just might fly across the room if you make a lot of noise.
5) At some point make her the most important person in your life everyday.
6) Take the kids and or pets to the park/pool and just give her some quiet (her) time to take a long bath or even sit and read a book or magazine for awhile.
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