I walked into the AT&T store by my work, and the guy had the One in stock, in his hand, ready to sell it to me. Except my upgrade isn't available until May 2nd. No problem, I said, there's a note on my account that AT&T will let me upgrade early due to various reasons that aren't important right now. Sorry, it's up to the individual store manager whether they'll let you upgrade early, and this store manager won't do it, whether there's a note on the account or not.
GRRR!!!!
GRRR!!!!