Official Google response to said petition:
Dear petitioner,
We here at Google would like to give you a response to your well thought out and cunning petition. I will answer each question as it is stated below.
Give an official response on the Nexus 4 shipping/backorder fiasco.
Well here you are, your response. We do take exception to the "fiasco" term, but we will let that slide right now
1. Why is shipping not based on order time.
We try to be as paperless as possible, but guess what? We still have humans around here that have to pick the item, then package it, then get it to its assigned pickup area, then some other guy picks it up and takes it to another guy who gives it to a guy who puts it on the plane, just to have another guy take it off the plane and give it to a guy to assign it to another guy to take it to you house. Now sometimes the first guy goes on break or goes home and his allotment is not ready to ship yet. So there it sits, maybe for a day. Sorry. We are human. I won't even get into the fact that we released the product WORLDWIDE.do you know how many friggin units we sold that night? Do you know how many distribution points we are shipping this stuff from? Now imagine if we had to worry about shipping everyone in THE EXACT ORDER that they were taken. How friggin long would it take us to ship then? We are doing what we can. You will get yours.
2. Why did you take more orders than you/LG can handle
You are already complaining about how we did it the first time, and what? Would you like to see us repeat it several more times? Hell do you know how many and how long friggin FURBY's were in and out of stock? Don't even get me started on PS or the WII. Backorders are a way of life. It is good business sense. Why? We sold our stock, we now know how much of our incoming inventory is sold and gonna go out and we can plan ahead for the delivery after that. How dumb would it have been for us to say, we only made 50000000, that is is until the next 5000000 come off the line.
3. Why can't the CSR's respond with a uniform answer, it seems as if there no communication from higher management to the CSR's, each CSR has a different answer.
No the have the same answer, they just have different ways of telling you it is on backorder. Not to mention, we can say that, then you want to know when. Well we higher ups know, but no we are not telling the CSRs. Why? FOR THE EXACT REASON YOU ARE COMPLAINING NOW. On the morning of XX date, we will get 10000 phone calls of where is my phone?!?!?! Then we get more stupid petitions on the next fiasco and I have to waste more time answering this crap.
You know you waited an entire year for a new Nexus. You waited 6 months for the next version of Android. I am pretty sure the next few weeks will not kill you. If you didnt get in to preorder, we apologize but crap happens. Amazon has had server outages, eBay has, just about all websites have had one at some critical point when you are getting crushed by customers. Think about it. How many people were pounding the F5 key all night long? You had ENTIRE THREADS dedicated to it. Not just one either, you had several. Servers and bandwidth can only handle so much. Don't give me that crap about "well your Google, you have tons of servers". Yeah you are right we do, but guess what? Each server has a purpose and usually they cannot be re-purposed on the fly just to order the phone. We sure as hell were not going to take away from our core business for this.
Hey if you think we messed up, we apologize. We did the best we could with what we have and the N4 really went above our expectations. Guess what? We are Google, we will crunch the numbers, see where we failed and do better next time.
If you cannot accept our apology, tough. We cannot change what happened. We can learn and do better next time.
In closing, thank you for contacting us and we hope you enjoy the phone as soon as we can get it to you.