[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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Nexus tablets are in
iPads go in the recycle bin
Thank you for bringing me to seventh heaven
As I play with my Android Central Nexus 7
Cause all I do is win win win
 
Rarely do updates come sooner.
On others its always just rumour.
A Nexus achieved,
Cures all those decieved.
Google, I'm your proud consumer.
 
There was once a search company
or was it an advertising company?
They saw the future
and it was mobile.
So they bought a mobile OS
and called it their own.
Through various tasty versions they came to dominate the world,
much to the dismay of others who thought different.
 
There once was a guy named Andy
Whose button was quite Dandy
He thought he was a boy
But he really was a toy
And he was full of eye-candy
 
There once was a guy named Dan
who was a huge android fan
He hates how verizon blocks apps
and he think they're a bunch of dumbass chaps
I like to use my phone to do a camera pan!
 
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oh Nexus 7-a-day
a winner for once I just may
a Nexus 7 I need
I wouldnt call it greed
but a wish finally filled I would say
 
I cried using my iPad
I cursed and screamed oh why dad
Did you get me this thing
Nexus is king
Im in need of a nexus real bad

Sent from my MB886 using Android Central Forums
 
I once bought a DROID RAZR MAXX.
There was white, but I got mine in black.
The battery's so large
It never needs charged.
My Android is really a class act!
 
I once had a phone from LG
The G2x from T-Mobile was a dud, see?
But I still gave them a go
The Nexus 4 would not be slow
Now I'm rocking that smooth bean jelly

Sent from my Nexus 4 using Android Central Forums
 
I recently moved out West,
to go on a Linux-based quest,
I had me a strudel,
then visited Google,
And now I know Android's the best!
 
There was a wise old man with a beard.
who said, "It is just as I feared!
iPads and iPhones,
are no match for the wonderful devices from the Android stable.
 
There once was a man named Jerry
Who had a neck that was hairy
He loved his Android phone
It was so bad to the bone
Even Crackberry Kevin was wary
 
Another Year, Another Galaxy,
The S, the S2, Note, the S3, Oh the frequency,

Loved every Touchwiz Stock ROM, for a day,
rooted and then flashed roms my way,

Android is the Sickest,
Open source platform is the best,
You control your phone, unlike the rest
Now in 4.2 you can add a guest.

I guess with Android I am obsessed,
With all four of my Exynos cores being processed,
and all my nandroids are compressed

In all statistics, we are the number one,
The iPhone is being outdone,
No one is even closer to us, none,
I guess google did hit a homerun.

Oh Nexus 7, I hope i win you,
Winning a contest is long overdue,
iPad mini who?

Boom!
 
Order delays discourage the masses
While Android Central hands out the passes
For a chance to obtain true Holiday joy
And receive the elusive nexus toy
The heart of all android obsesses
 
I used to believe ios was the best
Then I met Android and had to second guess
Excited I bought a Nexus 4
Just waiting for it to arrive at my door
With a Nexus 7 and 4, what more can I ask for?
 
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There once was a Droid named Leonard
Who rocked so hard it was Skynyrd
He pulled down his pants and started to dance
Wait, check that...who
Now back to MY Nexus
 
Each day I try to win so hard
Perhaps I should sing like a bard
Singing a song of epic metal
For nothing else will I settle
A Nexus 7 with a gift card
 
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said 'It is just as I feared! -
Two iphones and a ipad,
Four Androids and a Touchpad,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
 
I once ventured into an Apple Store
The staff cleaned me out and wanted more
I ranted and raved, to no avail
And never caved, decided to bail
Now I own Android devices galore!
 
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