[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Ray Silva]

My second grader needs a tablet.
For reading, the Central of Android, I would not forget.
For helping my son.
You are the one.
Nexus 7, the great!

 

[SAMSAMHA]

Lovable Andy satisfy us with many special delights
Gingerbread to jelly beans, sweets we like
Brings the worlds to the palms of our hands
Expands lives and the minds
I cannot live without my lovable Andy ray of lights

 

[xXXNotMVAMXXx]

Thhhheeere once was a crackberry addict,
Who threw down his Storm; he had had it!
He said "I'm gonna to get me an Android!"
There mascot's a little fellow named Llyod,

We come to the end of my story..soooo now you have it!!!!

 

[healeymatt]

There once was a man from Texas
Who loved all things Nexus
He read sites every day
Hoping something would pay
Then Phil posted something splendid.

(bows)

 

[pompuspb]

So Google made us common folk cheap android
So rich snobby Apple got paranoid
windows by the way was just sad
A nexus tab is the only dream i had
no still have..... still have.

 

[ItsMeScott]

This from a guy with no tablet
Who in sorrow drank from a goblet
He wants a Nexus
To the point that it vexes :'(
So he asked the bar keep to double it

 

[417Turner]

Twas the week before Christmas
so I asked for a new Nexus.
Why'd I ever join this fad,
These iDevices make me so mad.

Yes, Apple would consider this blasphemous.

 

[Javier Garrido]

There once was a fellow named Troy
Who wanted to get a new toy
He wished for truck
Instead got a duck
So he shot it and ate it with joy

 

[10001110101]

A man bought his wife an Acer (A500)
With a new blue S3 for a chaser
His tech was quite old
"Nothing new for you" he was told
For if he does he'll be a skirt chaser.

 

[Trax22]

I still have to shop for presents,
Help from none of my peasants.
Oh look Free Nexus!
This means free presents,
I hope I win this Nexus.


Good Luck everyone, Happy Holidays!

 

[pLiDeX]

I'll do my best, not easy as a non-english native speaker


My name is Jelly Bean
Everyday doing my routine
Getting Apple on its knees
Giving it all my jizz
Winning like Charlie Sheen

 

[craZDude]

Phil at Android Central once said "Boyd?
That's a terrible name for Bugdroid!
If you want a nerdy name,
That doesn't sound quite so lame,
We might as well go with Lloyd!"

 

[Hotweelz]

There once was a guy who's birthday was today.
He thought he'd try this Nexus 7-a-day giveaway.
It was a nice looking tablet
and he just had to have it.
He knew this one he must win.
If not, tomorrow he would try again!

 

[Droid Lady]

Larry and Steve went up the hill
Each determined to give the other no quarter.
Larry came down with Google and Android
Steve came down with . . . Does it matter?

 

[eeshas]

my nexus 4 needs a friendly tablet
this will make it shine like a comet
I would like a Nexus seven
using it would be like heaven

 

[anon251163]

There once was a girl with a 7? Nexus
But the speaker blew and feedback noise was in excess
So she sent it back to Google
Whom sat on their butts while they doodled
And so the Nexus 7-less girl was played for a fool

 

[fierro951]

Verizon now has me locked down.
Buried in bloatware I'm found.
I'll admit I'm a phone whore,
Always another Droid more.
Maybe an N7 can keep me sound?

 

[dmack410]

Android is king!
iOS blows.
Windows Phone X
Who the hell knows!

 

[noah2383]

A Nexus 7 is much needed
If my cries are heeded
I'll give it to my wife
Who owns my life
And my holiday giving will have succeeded

 

[PCTim]

There once was a lad from Kilkenny
Who hated to part with a penny
With a plea he exclaimed
Hope it?s me who is named
To win one of those that is many