[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[jpbass7]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose tablet fell into a bucket.
The limerick he spun
Won him a new one,
So everyone else can just suck it.

 

[juniorr7710]

Far, far away from another galaxy, came the Nexus 7
It is a period of mobile war ? With Nexus on board, we?ll dethrone any plans from the evil iSeeds

 

[evilhunter101]

This limerick for a Nexus 7
An attempt for Android heaven.
With sufficient space
For a smile on my face
Before the mock armageddon.

 

[Dirtman16]

Once a week I'm entranced by a podcast,
that often I do find goes too fast,
What is this, Uncle Phil?
A device for no bills?
I'll take it, aft the deadline has passed.

 

[Foxpaw]

There once was a free Nexus 7
It's so awesome it goes to eleven
If I were to win
I'd flip and I'd spin
And I'd surely be in seventh heaven.

 

[Bjspina1101]

Android phones and tablets are the best.
Beating Apple and the rest.
Customization is the key.
To navigate the tech world successfully.

 

[littleemp]

There once was a company named google
compared to Apple, they were quire frugal
they made a new phone
our minds were all blown
Android, for which we are thankful

 

[tuxpower]

There was a young fellow named Floyd
Who found himself quite overjoyed
When he typed in a forum
And won by a quorum
To get himself a Nexus 7 Android.

 

[BRIVERS73]

There once was a green little bot
Who?s appetite for sweets was a lot.
From Cupcakes to Jellybeans
And all treats in between
Now he spends his days on the pot.

 

[robmalt1]

Oh Nexus 4
Will you come to my door
and make my Christmas day bright?
Ordering was black art
you wouldn't stay in my cart!
The box of death gave us all such a fright.

 

[markawashington]

A tall dark and handsome man named Mark
Had stumbled across a near by park
He used his Nexus
To map out Texas
Then went on his way alone in the dark.

 

[msauers]

 

[MTKnife]

I once had a phone with no apps,
No root, no data rate caps.
Now I fiddle all day,
While the time wastes away.
Do you think we might all be saps?

 

[planchon77]

I can?t avoid my Android
Without it I?m in a black void,
Some suggest I?d prefer ios,
But for me I must confess
I?ll never become such a Toid.

 

[DjDonFrancisco]

iPads I had no clue,
Of how little they could do,
So I ran to a clan,
With a much better brand,
They said "A Nexus for you!"

 

[Osaladin]

Give me a Nexus 7 he said
Or he'll call you into his bed
That sounds awful said the guy
This is the only way, since I can't buy
I'd rather have a Nexus 7 than a bar of lead.

 

[slackhouse]

There once was a fellow named Lloyd
Who thought he was just a real boy
Got bought out by Google
Made them a kaboodle
Now iPhones look like a dumb toy

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Android Central and giveaways
Brings out users like holidays
Rules they don't follow
Their entries are hollow
Go ahead and give me my pay

 

[dnhclark]

There once was a young man from Memphis
Who really wanted a Nexus
So a contest to play
He entered once a day
And he hopes to receive it by Christmas

Sent from my ADR6400L using Android Central Forums

 

[special_k]

Please give me that shiny new Nexus,
Oh how its beautiful form does perplex us.
You're giving away,
From the store known as Play.
A gift that is certainly precious.

 

[planchon77]

I can?t avoid my Android
Without it I?m in a black void,
Some suggest I?d prefer ios,
But for me I must confess
I?ll never become such a Toid.