[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[lo_ol]

there once was a man with a nexus
who found android phones quite infectious
he bought all he could
because he thought them so good
then he sat down and ate them for breakfast

 

[DMD9]

When Android arrived on the scene,
there was only one thing it could mean,

the iPhone was done,
It's time had been run,

it would have to live with being a has been...

 

[CMAC_77]

Here goes...

Oh the things one could do with a Nexus...
Fingers dancing on the screen, lightning fast multitasking like nerves in the brachial plexus.
And my heart is all a flutter...
seamlessly running apps, widgets, and more with thanks to Project Butter.
From baking Cupcakes to sharing Jelly Bean, I send my thanks to Googleplex,US

Thanks Guys!

Chris

 

[mvk04]

There was a little guy nodding his head
Moving his hands
Shaking his legs
Impressed all over the apple called Android

 

[borgib]

There once was a free Nexus 7
From one to ten its eleven
As fast as lighting
It's apps enlightening
A gift to all geeks from heaven.

 

[erieGISgeek]

There once was a 'Droid named Lloyd
His color was quite unbecoming.
His version Jelly Bean,
Yes, his skin is green.
And that apple you ought to avoid!

 

[hichris123]

There once was an Android tablet,
It was a great applet,
I would love to win this glee,
For entertainment, fun,
And looking at AndroidCentral.

 

[jstotts]

I really need a new nexus,
or else, the wife, she won't sex us,
She'll be all mad,
And get her iPad,
And that will certainly vex us.

 

[JstewsMole]

The was a tablet from Google,
who dreamed of being very Froogle,
it woke up one day,
and shouted hurray,
and told apple to get Scroogled...

 

[anon(23306)]

The nexus 7 is one fine machine,
It comes loaded with Jellybean
It is no iPad mini,
You silly old ninny,
This one has a high resolution screen!

 

[Scorchx]

Here on the throne I sit
Playing my phone like a twit
There was such a splatter
I had to see whats the matter
Damnit there goes my phone in the.... yea better not say that word lol

 

[jephf]

The net gave us all a new droid.
Of name, he was sadly devoid.
A vote opened in thread,
And Phil Nickinson said,
"Henceforth he shall be known as Lloyd!"

 

[anon(216628)]

The iPhone has been dominated.
If only Steve had accommodated.
We only wanted freedom.
That's why he is portrayed as a demon.
Lloyd has been consecrated.

 

[scheme47]

Once the tablet market was bad
And it made people feel sad
But then Google released the Nexus seven
And by god it was heaven
And much better than the ipad

 

[hole94]

The Nexus 7 is so amazing
The speed of which is blazing

so much better than my S1
owning this would be so much fun

If i win,
Android Central i will be forever praising.

 

[BBJoe2011]

He is green fast and small
In his wake an apple will fall
He picks it up and to his disgust
This apple had worms and wasn't robust
He threw it at a window as the world was in awe.

 

[vennamax]

The Nexus Android 7 Tab
Is not, like other tabs, drab
I would really like to own one
To be like all else under the sun
So if I won, it would totally be Fab!

 

[SeaMonster]

There once was a little green robot,
who while kicking an apple, his toe got,
all covered with slime
of the lawyerly kind
He replied, you have fallen to slow rot.

 

[06cbrf4i]

Another day another great contest,
To win a nexus 7 I fulfill your request,
A quick limerick I will write,
To win a nexus 7 would be a delight.

 

[Taffer]

The best OS is Jelly Bean
It always makes me cream.