[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[RandomNickname]

(This is in reference to the hilariously problem-filled unboxing videos for the Nexus7)

Getting the Nexus 7 was the thrill of his life
But to get to it was nothing but strife
To play with it he was hopin'
But that box was too hard to open
So he got to that sucker with a knife

 

[jugglegeek]

I'm writing a spectacularly superlative android limmerick
Trying not to incorporate too many a discursive gimmick
I'm failing quite miserably
And short of some wizardry
Will simply abandon the topic in favor of this rhetoric

 

[Waterdamaged]

There once was a tablet named nexus,
It was smoother than a lexus,
It fit great in the hand,
Looked nice on a stand,
And was a favorite of all the census.

 

[ericandjan]

There once was a man from the 'ville
Who was so tired of Windows, it made him ill!
When along came a 'droid
Completely filling the OS void.
Now Android gives that poor man a thrill!

 

[Windfrenzy]

An editor named Phil's day was done.
He'd read every post, oh what fun!
Then he stood up to say,
"Oh, what the hey."
"Just give the Windfrenzy guy one."


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[benben]

There once was a postman named Moore
He came up and knocked on my door
"This Nexus for you"
"Boy, can it be true?"
Its beauty I cannot ignore

 

[jesthe3rd]

The Nexus 7 packs pixels anatomical
It makes the Ipad mini seem comical
I want one real bad
If not I'll be sad
But I understand the price is not astronomical

 

[boyeryan]

There was once a gift of a Nexus 7
It seemed if coming straight from heaven
Having bought the Nexus 4
I found myself quite poor
But 7 and 4 would take me to 11!

 

[NexusKoolaid]

You should put in your order today,
for a nexus 7 from Google play.
It's got a killer apps suite,
Its display is a treat,
And Google maps will not lead you astray.

 

[jgramkow]

There once was an android based tablet
That many a geek found to covet
When rooted and rom?d
It became quite the bomb
But alas, most stores do not stock it

 

[alter3d.c0re]

There once was a man from south Texas
Who desperately wanted a Nexus
He entered contests online
And saved every dime
And never would give up in his quest!

And though I'm not from Texas, it's still true! Fulfill my techno-lust!

 

[xxLiquidX]

If I only had a Nexus 7
I wouldn't need an iPad 11
It is so slick
It's not too thick
It would put me in Android heaven

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[aaronleb]

I came across Google Now,
And I said "holy cow!!"
This is way better than Siri,
Because this thing can actually hear me!!

!!!!

 

[brendilon]

I don't follow directions so good. First a limerick, then, a song!

There once was a nexus from google
This fanboy was so prone to oogle.
So a contest he entered
with a song he had butchered
Though the odds were one in a googol
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Google baby, slip a One X under the tree, HTC
I've been an awful good boy
Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

Google baby, I'd like to have a Samsung too, Note 2
Tuck a stylus behind my ear
Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

Think of all the apps I've missed
Think of all the iDevices that I haven't dissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Google honey, a Razr phone that's oh so thin
That's In!
I've been an angel all year
Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

Google cutie, keep all my music up in the cloud
Not too loud
Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

Google baby, I wanna watch Netflix in the den, on a Nexus 10
Send me a Nexus in time
Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

Come and see my wallpaper tree
With Google Now knowing where I need to be
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Google baby, want to send me to heaven? Nexus 7!
To go with my GNex phone
Google baby, and bring us all some Key Lime Pie

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

 

[dr12487]

Since the start, Android has been sweet
With its OS's named after treats.
It has tons of cool phones,
Not the same old iClones,
Making Apple a snack for Lloyd to eat.

 

[Sean Hooper]

There once was a Darklord Apple, that tried to rule the world.
Prophecy fortold a green one, would one day rule.
Android stepped up, but Apple did not want down.
Each of the other fighting for the device crown.
To this day the battle rages, neither giving in untill the other is gone.

 

[davidpsalter]

There once was a free Nexus 7
On a scale of 1 to 10, an eleven
It's not from Apple
Those things are crapple
To win one is manna from heaven

 

[thinksInCode]

My wife got an iPhone for me
But it did not support NFC
I asked my friend Lloyd
A most helpful android
And got an Xperia Z

 

[BioFanatic]

Called carrier without a fuss,
They said that your next phone?s on us,
Can I get the GS3?
Yes, we?ll give it for free!
And I didn?t even need to cuss!

True story!

 

[Steamedcurry]

Android is really quite sweet
Nothing can even complete
Get that bloatware off of me
Oh? A nexus 7 i see?
Please, AC give me a treat!