[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[jwade]

To be given a free Nexus 7,
I think that would surely be heaven!
So, this limerick I wrote,
and posted this note,
On the Forums that go to Eleven!

(I think I originally posted this is the wrong place. Oops!)
~ Jay

 

[anon(5483546)]

Always the butt of an iSheep joke,
My Galaxy Nexus they like to poke;
Oh how they've been misled,
By an Apple marketing head,
And to my Galaxy Nexus, they soon awoke.

 

[grannie3]

There once was a grannie named frannie
Who wanted to impress with her Jelly......Bean that is
So Phil, help make grannie's dream come true
Send a Nexus 7 to her and she will no longer be blue

 

[mr.wizard]

I once had a need for a tablet
How nice it would be just to have it
So try, as I may
I'll post every day
In hopes that one day I can grab it

 

[ybcthanerd]

there once was a google play app
That gave ol' apple a slap
Apple came back with a lawsuit
But tha court system gave em tha boot
While I sit with a nexus 7 in my lap

 

[trooperoutlaw]

There once was a company named Google.
They made a tablet even for the frugal.
It was small and light.
The size was just right.
If I win, I'll play the bugle.

 

[pahern]

There once was a tablet from Google
At once powerful and yet quite frugal.
It purred and it raced
And did it with taste
And never a soul did it scroogle.


(I swear your Honor, I was working on that limerick with "Google" and "frugal" long before posting it and seeing the one above it! PS: Don't tell my boss, I'm at work!)

 

[Gator352]

I need this nexus right now...
For the wife keeps asking me how...
I tell her it's simple like popping a pimple...
So now I'll get no chow...

 

[exilis]

Android Central runs a small competition
Where users par take in a mission
Nexus 7's to be won
Before Christmas is Done
So make this my little submission

 

[nhyper]

There once was a Nexus 7
In my hands it felt like heaven
When I walk down the street
I laugh when I see
An Apple sheep convention!

Edit: Structure fail (now with a near rhyme!)

 

[ap1618#AC]

The time of Christmas
makes me restless
I like the Nexus
Hope you have excess
It would give my holidays some substance

 

[epps720]

There once was a man named Tim Cook
Who's ideas were that of a rook
His OS got so stale
And now they all fail
Now we all give Android the look

 

[NateDogg]

I really want a Phablet,
or maybe a Nexus tablet,
my Wife said I couldn't have it,
how ever can I live life without it?

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Android Central!
-Nate-

 

[gaphair]

There once was an Android from Nexus
And a guy used it from Texas
It was amazing to be seen
?Cause it had Jelly Bean
And he kept it from all of his Exes!

 

[boristhebad]

There once was a robot named Lloyd
Who told us about our Android
While we wait for a date
For a JB update
We vent in his fora, annoyed.

 

[Veridor]

Oh Nexus, my Nexus,
Come hither, my precious.
Sleek 7 inches of fun,
acceptable even for a nun.
Jelly Bean is quite precocious.

 

[lou2cool88]

There once was an OS called Android
Whose utility no one could avoid
It gained Photo Sphere
And Google Now this year
So with my phone I'm never annoyed.

 

[ReverendJoe67]

There was once a tablet from Google,
whose price was really quite frugal.
Despite its seven-inch size
(and much to no one's surprise),
it's way more useful than a comparably-priced bugle!

 

[marcodif]

My Droid X2 sports 3G slow,
Ice Cream Sandwich upgrade is definitely a no-go,
I really hated the implementation of Gingerbread,
That Android OS version is really dead,
Now I'm excited that Jelly Bean is here 'cause I got some cash to blow!

 

[fredo166]

I'd love to win a new Android device
so I can continue on with my new vice
Playing Angry Birds
coming up with Words
on a 7 inch screen sure would be nice