[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Coolnee]

There once was a green toy named Lloyd.
His haters named Siri & Steve tried to create a void.
They claimed that their systems are full of cool perks.
They even said that their system "JUST WORKS".
But we all know that Lloyd is the best as he sits atop ANDROID!

 

[AndroidJDG]

There once was a tablet named seven.
Who hated apples aggression.
But the aggression grew weak,
Only To be dead in a week.
Apple was king no more.

 

[dnryon]

My Nexus is so shiny
I like more than a big hiney
Rejoice the day
You'll throw your iPhone away
It really is so tiny

Sent from my Nexus 4 using Android Central Forums

 

[Jtluce]

There once was a tab, nexus 7
So smooth must have come down from heaven
Google Now tells me how
To get there, OH WOW
Ya'll Keep that Nexus love spreadin'

 

[mrmatt#CB]

Even though I'm really not that reckless
The only things I ever "win" are infectious.
Nothing really that bold
I'm just sick with a cold,
And the best medicine would be a new Nexus!

 

[RhinoDoc]

There once was a man from Nantucket .....
No, because with my luck it
Will be won by some other
Who'll regift it to his mother.
I throw up my hands and say "forget it."

 

[FaisDogg]

They built ONE touch phone, USA built a Plexus
My Tesla S is made in USA, good bye Lexus
I need a bigger screen to access my Android Central
I didn't fall for an iPad, but please give me that Nexus

 

[smotrs]

There once was a man from the states,
Who would often contemplate his mistakes.
He had purchased an iPad,
And realized he'd been had,
Now he's wanting a Nexus.


First try, so bare with me.

 

[Esteban08]

There once was a nexus seven
Who's design must've been from heaven
And once it fell
It knocked apple down to scale
Then was rated from 1-10 receiving an eleven

 

[jeffrok]

There once was a little green man,
Who flew through the skies with some plans,
Yes he was the Droid,
Who made Apple annoyed,
But he didn't care- he had fans!

OK, I tried. Sigh.

 

[champito21]

There once was an Android phone
Who lived with me all alone.
He wanted a friend
So I said lets send
Android Central a Limerick well known.

 

[goatrope53]

For a tablet that rests on my belly
Other options are just simply smelly
I just don?t give a hoot
About retinal fruit
Gimme Nexus that?s running on Jelly!

 

[Mr Mister]

Oh how i love android
how hard it is to avoid

The good ones are so few
hard to decide between the new

Must always check the tabloid

 

[Minoru7]

Once upon a long ago time
An iPad was quite fine.
Along came Android
Which filled the void.
And the Nexus 7 was divine.

 

[mks32586]

There once was a jolly good boy
Who wanted the greatest toy
He found the Nexus 7
And thought he was in heaven
He screams and shouts with joy!

 

[chyoli]

There once was an ex-con from Vail
who wanted to check his Internet mail.
After rejecting the toys,
Nexus 7 was his choice:
"With iPad it feels like I'm back in jail!"

 

[klcow]

food satisfies my myenteric plexus
for gadgets, there's only a google nexus
Of all the tablets I've seen,
not having a nexus is a sin.
Come, come, come to me nexus

 

[rich_halvorson]

Android updates come faster than most
For those with a pure Nexus can boast
Friday may be the last
Better send nexus fast
So to Android I can raise a toast.

 

[wolosyks]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ahoy, from a loyal Sprint patron,
Who, without a tablet, has lived in desolation,
If only when, Android Central would let me win,
I would enjoy my Asus Nexus 7 with adoration.
But if not in the cards, I'll wait lonely and scarred,
For Santa, in hopeful anticipation!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ScottWo

 

[jamsk1]

There was once a tablet with potential
which was given away by android central
now many entered to win
but only one will grin
and if It's me I will go mental!