[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[gerrychampoux]

The Nexus is best of the pads,
for kids, their moms, and their dads.
I wish I had one,
to increase my fun,
until the next latest fad.

 

[LYEAH]

There once was a fanboy who said, "I'm religious about iOS!"
Until he realized, "I'm a ****** with a lack of openness!"
Time to break the mold.
It starts to feel old.
Now with Android, ?I finally found happiness.?

 

[fldivejunkie]

There once was a little green robot
With his widgets he cast his spell
From inside the kernel came his plot
Captured my money oh so well
And something snarky about Apple that rhymes with all that crap I typed up above.

 

[greatjoy59]

Boy oh Boy, another Nexus 7 giveaway!
on December 19 a glorious day,
Just like you I don't like Haiku,
A limerick, is what I will write for you,
To win Android Central's giveaway today.

 

[icu]

There once was a group they called "sheeple",
Who worshiped under fruit-themed steeples.
Then to their surprise,
Nexi caught their eyes,
Now all of them could be called "freeple".

 

[m00rb]

iPhone 3GS I had in 09
At the time I thought it was fine
No longer iSheep
Without Android I'd weep
Free Nexus 7 is all mine!

Thanks for the contest, my sgh-i317m needs a big brother to watch out for it, an Asus Nexus 7 would be the perfect addition to my droid lineup!

 

[aturkewi]

I would like a Nexus 7
If I win, I'd be in heaven

 

[fupluver]

A Nexus and I went up a hill
to sit by a tree and chill
I asked "How much will this be?"
She said "I can be free,
it's all up to Phil."

 

[CamdenKo]

As quick as can be
For all of those that see
Fast as lightning
Therefore I am writing
So a nexus 7 will be for me

 

[anon(830829)]

Give me my beloved Nexus
In black, so it goes well with my new Lexus
I really enjoy getting new presents
Well, who doesn't like presents?
I'll leave you now, gotta go drive my Lexus

I can?t believe I would need multiple abacuses
To count the crazy people who want free nexuses
A free nexus 7 would put many in heaven
But to the man who has a new Lexus, What reason do you need a new nexus?
To put your nexus in your Lexus while you probably have sexus?
For shame.



Anti-Limerick!! Still considered a limerick right? And sorry Phil, but but you can't ask for a limerick without a hint of raunch

 

[vbarada]

There was once a place so essential
With soooo much potential
They had awesome giveaways
To them everyday is a holiday
This place is called AndroidCentral

 

[JAGF]

There once was a young guy with no ends
Who played on his Nexus Words with friends
He sat in his chair
Winning without a care
While ignoring his young lady friend!

 

[Jeremypoli]

Not having a nexus7 is like not having a tablet
So why must I try to make up a freaking
five lined poem thingy that I really hate doing
so will you just give me the damn tablet
Because not having a nexus7 is like not having a tablet.

 

[anon(847090)]

There was once a boy called Andy
He is filled with sweet Candy
Andy is not gonna die
but we will see him become Key Lime Pie

Give me my Nexus 7. I am in!!!

 

[adleyh2000]

So I tried to order a nexus 4
The page went down before I could score
I tried and tried to reload the page
I got upset and it turned into rage
I dont think I want this phone anymore :-(

Took me a while to come up with it but I like it!

 

[Android Ahole]

There was once a guy named Ben,
Who loved android more than Jen.
He found a free nexus 7,
Thought he was in heaven,
Then that @#$%# woke him up again.

 

[Panos Michalakos]

We would all like to win a tab like the one that's given here
Thats not what really matters though, but few will know i fear
but ya know what, the heck, this Christmas all i want
is for people around the world to find what brings us happiness and what does not
and spend this few days with the ones that i hold dear.

I wish the best to each and every one of you fellas. Some of you might have noticed, others might have not, but times are rough around the world. You don't have to believe in a God, all you need to do is act like someone up there is watching. Think before u act, be a friend before asking for a friend and love as much as u want to be loved. Life is short. Believe me, i know. Don't do things you might regret.
Merry Christmas to everyone

 

[CodeInVB]

there once was a guy with no ipad
who wished he was one that did have
then he bought a nexus 7
and realized he was in heaven
without having to get a loan from his Dad

 

[im_electronic]

There once was an android tablet with a 10 inch screen
It showed it to the lady next door
she thought it was a joke, and rooted it with a script
and now its gimped to seven inches

 

[mangy]

Their once was a Droid from Nantucket whose screen was so Big you could Touch IT!!!
He said with a Grin, as he Wiped off his Screen. If my ear was an eye I could Watch IT!!!