[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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There was once a cowboy from Texas,
He had never heard of a Nexus.
Then an ad on TV
with apps that were free,
and now he herds cattle from a Lexus.
 
I love my Galaxy from Samsung
Always from my pocket it has rung
If I had a tablet
It might change my habit
Of cleaning the screen with my tongue
 
there was a young man called Phil
of android he could get no fill
he strapped a google nexus
across his solar plexus
to give his readers a thrill


there was a googler called schmidt
who cared not one little bit
about the patents of Apple
and the way they did grapple
and landed poor HTC in the sh..poo.
 
I thought the Playbook would rock, I was bettin'.
The user experience left me dreadin'.
So I bought the IPad the last,
But it sucked ass,
Please Santa, I'd like a Nexus 7.
 
There once was an fellow named Lloyd.
He was a mascot for phones running android.
With a wink of his eye,
your i-problems went bye,
and another convert was deployed.
 
There was a ruling fruit who possessed a power most misbegotten.
His reign of control and terror so vast will never be forgotten.
The tortured people writhe in pain for glorious freedom.
A giant then creates a mechanical savoir to aid the kingdom.
The battle now over the savior stands free and the fruit left rotten.
 
It fits in your purse and your pocket
They did not leave much room for profit
It's useful and little
And apple may spittle
Yes, you have the money go cough it
 
AndroidCentral is handing out toys
To the luckiest geek girls and boys
With this rhyme I am fishin'
For a Nexus I'm wishin'
To be one of my holiday joys!
 
There was a young man on his throne,
who had no thing but a smart phone.
He checked the forum threads
only to troll the speds
but found him self letting out a groan






bahhhh that last line was hard.
 
Today I sat by my gnex phone
But all day long its light never shone
Central never called
I really could have balled
My nexus is still very much alone


 
There was a ruling fruit who possessed a power most misbegotten.
His reign of control and terror so vast will never be forgotten.
The tortured people writhe in pain for glorious freedom.
A giant then creates a mechanical savoir to aid the kingdom.
The battle now over the savior stands free and the fruit left rotten.
 
The Mayans predicted Friday's doomsday
Most Android believers said, "Nay, nay!"
They want that device
Nexus 7, so nice!
Day of judgement? Who cares! See you Saturday!

Finally, my English degree become useful! Let's do the next contest in sonnet form featuring iambic pentameter!
 
Android Central is going to bless us
With a new 7 inch Nexus
And how happy I would be
If they should pick me
That I would post it on Google+

bahhh lol
 
There once was a girl named Jenny
Who loved to play with her iPad mini
Then along came a Nexus
And it changed her perspective
And now she won't touch a mini again.
 
there once was a fam'ly named Bree
whose android tablet gave them glee
with more users than one
j'bean clearly won
as the OS to share, all can see.
 
I now own a Galaxy S3
But a Nexus owner I would love to be
The Nexus is great
The iPad I hate
Pick me so I don?t need to plea
 
An Ode to Lloyd

There once was a robot named Lloyd
Apple products he'd try to avoid
Blackberry's not his bag
Windows phone makes him gag
Cuz he's faithful and true to an-droid.
 
There Once was a Man called Reg

Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge

Along came his wife

With a big Carving Knife

And cut off his meat and two veg
 
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