[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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Ordering the Nexus 4 decreased my lifespan
Pounding the mouse like a mad man
The yellow box of death held me in its grip
Till UPS finally freed me from that trip
Would love to see a Nexus 7 coming in a FedEx van!
 
I embraced the movement with excitement
While boasting of its features to my liking
A little green guy
With bright yellow eyes
Enriched my life as I grasped it.
 
There once was a AC fan.
Who has to endure AC thru the faded pixels of an old PC.
And dreams of a day I can touch and interact with pixels that light our favorite Android, Lloyd.
 
There once was a Galaxy Note
That was lonely as an old goat
A give-away's announced
The rhyme that trounced
Gives a Nexus 7's love to devote
 
There once was a Nexus so keen,
Its lines were so sleek and so clean,
It dropped on the floor,
So it's Nexus no more,
And the replacement has yet to be seen.
 
I found myself annoyed
not having the Android
few contests down
was not around
Didn't care till l got Lloyd
 
I wouldnt mind winning a Nexus 7
I would give-up entry to heaven
for a chance to win
I'd even eat hot dogs from Seven Eleven.
 
Santa, i'd like to complexus
You for bringing me a nexus
Unwrap it with a crunch
It can really take a punch
I feel it running through my plexus


sent from my Verizon galaxy nexus
 
There once was a young lad very bright
Whose brain speed was much faster than light
He'll win the device
without thinking twice
And then dream about it all night.
 
There once was a man named steve jobs
whose smartphone was loved by the mobs
but they've been quite annoyed
their belief's been destroyed
since google came out with android...
 
iPhones and iPads are not for me.
Android is all I want to see.
It's Google all the way.
For me each and every day.
So please give me a n7 to match my s3.
 
before iphone was my love but so plain
but then I switched to android becuase so much to gain
the og droid became my new love now galaxy s3 I got
cause I love that little green bot
a nexus 7 want and make opposite of boring and plain
 
An OS developed on Linux
Forgive my aversion to phonics
But it's open and free
And today you can see
It's knocking some fruit on it's coccyx
 
I am in need of a powerful toy
One that we all can enjoy
The nexus 7
Will bring me to heaven
I would be one happy boy
 
There was a man called Steve
Who had a wicked arse dream
Which made him scream
while everyone else would cream
The iphone was as useful as a meme
Nexus rose up like whipped cream.
 
Oh see the tablet of Google, the Nexus.
Its magic and wonder does vex us.
With your soul of Android,
Our hearts have you toyed.
Won't you come this way and kindle this love infectious?
 
I once owned a Lexus in Texas
The dash mounted Nexus would text us
All sort of cool things
I heard of in dreams
Like punching Tim Cook's solar plexus!
 
I dreamed of a fair device,
Of a size that fit me quite nice.
I awoke with the sun,
And found I had none,
So here I am, rolling the dice.

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