[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[randpost]

I use to own an apple phone,
But customization made me moan,
When it finally arrived project butter,
And removed any and all of the stutter,
I went and purchased an Android device,
Now the Iphone can never suffice.

 

[Beverley Keenan]

There was a new tablet called Nexus
Whose owner did not come From Texas,
handful of fun
Jellybean for everyone.
Let?s hope it does not perplex us.

 

[eyeknow]

"My Precious!" is what Gollum used to say
Until he received a Nexus 7 on Christmas Day
The bright, flat-screen and the Ring to unlock
No custom launchers; only Precious stock
So with a touch of a button and flick of the Ring
Smeagol learned he can do anything

 

[brandon_L]

I needed a phone,
So I could call home,
After a Jelly Bean Dial,
Said I'd be home in awhile.

 

[hamblindave]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ice cream sandwich is tasty
But I want Jelly Bean too!

 

[chadmd23]

There once was a man from Texas,
The only phone he would use was a Nexus,
the screen was not compact,
when it hit the ground it cracked,
Now he's driving back to the store in his Lexus.

:-\

 

[DanoLostTheGame]

There once was a rooter named Dan
He voided his warranty in a van
With Cyanogenmod
He felt like a God
Customized as much as he can

 

[umbrae]

There was a little droid
whose name was proudly Llyod.
Who on this season
With good reason
Wanted to give me a Nexus.

 

[locknload1]

There once was a Nexus 7 pad from Nantucket, with features so awesome iPad could suck it. As he wiped Bill Gates chin, he did say with a grin. If you bring me your Slate I will fu?k it.

 

[TheChaps322]

There once was a phone non-iconic
Motorola decided to call it Bionic
redheaded stepchild you say!?
roms didn't want to play?
Give me a NEXUS... JUMP ON IT!!!

 

[Andrew Dorsey]

There was once a device by the name of nexus 7
Who's quality was that of heaven
With jelly bean as it driver
It continues to be my number 1 desire
If you give me this masterpiece
My happiness will increase

 

[deadpenguins]

My gnex has been lonely lately
She needs a new pal rather greatly
How about an n7?
It's a match made in heaven
If I win, please nobody hate me!

 

[Cody Pensyl]

That company with the rotten fruit
yearly I gave them all of my loot
I discovered Android and to my surprise,
it was an OS for the wise
And now I just can't live without my root!

 

[auau465121]

"Nexus 7 the big black tablet"
"had a very shiny back"
"If you would ever saw its screen" you might even say it glows.
"All of the apple fan boys"
"didn't want it to play in any stores"
"Then one foggy morning eve the Court Judge came to say"
"Nexus 7 what your screen so bright" won't you be the number one tablet tonight.
"all of the Apple fan boys" had to let the Nexus play.
"Android and the Nexus 7 will go down in history!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[arasarn]

There once was a droid from nantucket
Who tried to upload with photobucket.
Pic sharing failed.
But flickr prevailed.
Now to PB we say...sorry your user interface and api are insufficient.

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[Htc fan]

there was a new phone for sheeple
I'm suprised these are still considered people
the screen was only a little larger
and they forced you to change your charger
If you bought one then you should jump off a steeple

 

[Ryandroid86]

I needed a tablet so bad
that thing with a button, ipad
but i learned my mistake
so this nexus ill take
only android for me and my dad.

 

[mostlywords]

The widgets on Android? Fantastic!
The back of my Samsung? Its plastic!
So dropped it I did,
But really, I kid,
I'd never do something that drastic!

 

[iGalione]

There once was a lad named Ralphie,
Who had a whole bunch of ouchies.
He read the forums one day
And oh did he pray
That's he'd win a nexus from A.C!

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[anon(231010)]

There once was a man named Vishal,
Who used an iPhone, i know, what the hell?
So send him a nexus,
and he'll name her Alexis,
That will pair with his Nexus 4 oh so well! (when it finally ships )