[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[crxssi]

Well, Um...

I once had a phone from Sprint that didn't have a clue, not a hint.
My next update was an Android which had wonderful spendoid,
and everyone always wants to take a glint!

OK, I am not a poet... and I knowit.

 

[GoGoGadgetPimphand]

There once was a nexus seven
Whose specs seemed straight from heaven
An iPad it aint
So small and quaint
And jellybean is my new obsession

 

[CalebW07]

The Nexus 7 is a beautiful thing.
It could be considered a 7 inch King!
Android beats iOS always
And Christmas is in only a few days
This would be a present to make me sing!

 

[Chocu1a]

There once was a Nexus named Seven
So amazing we thought it from Heaven
The price was just right
for pockets so tight
I hope that one I am given

 

[alexmck1989]

There once was a guy
He was considered very shy
he gave away his Lexus
to get a brand new Nexus
he lives out in Texas, so please send it on the fly!

 

[mr_wendal]

My lawdy, that Nexus is stylin',
Much sweeter than sounds of a violin.
My brother must have one,
So I'll try to snag one
And give him the tablet if I win!

 

[AnnDroid]

If I had the time
I'd make up a rhyme
But since my life is so hectus
Just give me the Nexus

 

[Poohbear]

There once was a phone reigned king
Where celebreties showed it off as bling
A new contender named Android
stepped up to the plate to fill the void
And now a new champ reigns the smart phone scene

 

[elemental88]

I want the Nexus 7 so bad
So I'll finally be better than my Dad
He went with Apple
And I called him wacko
Because the Android OS is simply rad

I think this should count and here is my argument why, though line 3 and 4 technically aren't full rhymes one would define them as a half rhyme or slant rhyme, which is an actual term used in rhyming. And plus it makes the limerick awesome

 

[tfleming23]

I'm no poet
and I know it...
I'm no rapper...
cept when on the crapper
When I sing in the shower
it has no power.
A Nexus 7 for me
A Nexus 7 for FREE
Will have me yelling WEEEEEEEE

 

[ralph_d]

My first android was running on MSM7227,
Flashing ROMs and played with it 24-7;
Then my next android's CPU is dual core,
Now I wish I would have more,
Like the Four Plus One in the Nexus 7.

 

[Powerlinx Jetfire]

I now use an old Samsung Vibrant
That's plagued by glitches so frequent
But my jolly savior,
Claus, brings a Nex 4
I can hardly contain the excitement!!

 

[Droid Stew]

If I was a porn star in heaven
I'd definitely bang Nexus 7
It lasts all day long
Looks great in a thong
On a scale 1 to 10 it's 11

 

[soca718]

there once was a nexus 7
Some reviewer say it came from heaven
It runs a smooth OS
much sleeker than the rest
Hope i get it before the world ends according to the mayans

 

[Kamin]

In Stellar Cartography we learned
The path of the Nexus has turned
It's up to the crew
And Captain Kirk too
Cause Sorin wants Veridian burned

 

[blasphomet]

What is a tablet?
That's cool, can I have it?
So shiny and slick
Oh, what a kick
Can't wait to reach into my bag and grab it.

 

[lollygags]

There once was a boy with no Nexus
nor did he have a big Lexus
and the girl he did love
said it's ok dove
I'll grab me a 7 in Texas

 

[shaggie04]

With a Nexus 7 I can play
By myself or with friends through the day
I have played with Fire
But my heart's true desire
Is to eat Jellybeans, hooray!

 

[rookie83]

Captins log Star date 12-19-2012
we have landed on this planet called earth
inhabited by little androids
Spock has found new comunicators
live screens running on beans

 

[mrcrusha829#WP]

If you like to use iPhone you see
You will be locked down indeed.
So go get yourself an Android.
You then can smile along with Lloyd,
as you both will no longer be annoyed.