[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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Oh! To be able to upgrade to nexus
Compared to my phone it is quite spacious
With 7 inch screen
The power of Jelly Bean
My precious
 
My current Android is two years old
An Evo that once was most bold
A Nexus would be grand
My life much less bland
I hope I've a new Nexus to hold
 
Green colour looks so great
Less mouth and nose, it`s not a grape
was born from Google`s creativity
To increase the global productivity
That is Android, everyone`s favourite
 
A man named Steve Jobs did surmise
That a seven inch tablet's no prize
There's just not enough space
In that Nexus's case
You must file your fingers to size!

But I'd take one anyway. What did he know? :)
 
A Note 2 is a phone thats true
That screen size is a bit taboo
Samsung meshed up some specs
Had some weird phone sex
And it became a phablet for you
 
I have an android
Reminds me of the droid
What am I sayin'
Making me insane
Should stop this and void


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Long time ago, there was born a guy by the name of Joe
Mind you he was the oddest one of them all
He owned a Nook Color and thought CyanogenMod 10 was nice
If he could only win this holiday gift, a Nexus 7, that would sure beat the rest
Joe would finally be content, celebrating with happiness and tears of joy
Time to say goodbye, and pass on the Nook Color to a average guy
 
Most limericks were written by Lear.
Of this contest, he never did hear.
While writing on parchment,
From his dusty ole ?partment,
?I won the Nexus? is what he would cheer.
 
Androids adapt, improve and progress daily,
though competition is nothing but palely.
Apples never fall far from the tree,
they've been known to bathe in Lloyd's pee
since their lawyers act no where close to gaily
 
There once was a man named Phil.

For whom contests were his thrill.

Take a picture he?d say

And I?ll give away

Android Toys and Google cards to fill?

 
There was a green android named Lloyd,
Whose OS filled the open-source void.
He fought hard 'gainst the mobs
Of disciples of Jobs,
That sweet little android called Lloyd.

Thanks for listening. =)
 
There are many who flock to the iPhone
Apple soldiers who come clone after clone
Yet, we rebel with the websites which are essential
Yes, i'm talking about Android Central
I've never disliked an Android fan I've known.
 
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Jingle bells jingle bells tapping all the way oh what fun it is to play with my Nexus 7 today. Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a contest on Mars
Where everyone was drinking in bars
the beauty she took a big swig
all the guys gave a kiss to a pig
then everyone laughed merry harhars
 
I finally got a Nexus 7
Which my wife thinks is heaven
but now I fight
to read mail at night
Please Phil make it happen

Please! I have to fight for a turn on my own Nexus every night!
 
Oh how I want a new Nexus Seven!
I think it might get me to heaven!
How excited I would be...
If only I didnt have to pee!
I drank a big gulp from seven eleven!
 
There once was a man with an iPhone
He used iPhone maps on his way to New York
It told him go right, but he knew it was left
So he tossed his iPhone out of the window
He bought a new Android and used Google Maps
He has not gotten lost ever since, and wants a Nexus 7 :D
 
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