[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[mled203]

Oh how I adore jelly bean,
On my fine GNEX screen,
It displays my pics so clean,
Unlike my tablet it gleans,
which sucks and needs to be replaced
Or otherwise effaced.
- The poor college student's limerick.

 

[Zaroda]

Out in the states there was this company
"we should make a phone" said the CEO boldly
So out they went
bought Android for a cent (yes, to Google, 50mil is just a penny)

Now everyone in the world is friggin' happy

 

[S-Doo-1965]

There once was a company called Google
Who's competitor had a brain like a noodle
That company is Apple
In court they did grapple
Now apple is just part of strudel.

 

[vvelychko]

I love Android & IT,
You should pick me -
my wife agree!

 

[dongemus]

There once was a green guy name Lloyd.
He belonged to the family Android.
He's too tough too harm
He just crosses his arms
And leaves all others destroyed

 

[rjmcnamara]

A fellow named Cook said: The Nexus,
Is irritatingly positioned to Vex Us.
We'll release Ipad Mini
With price not so skinny
In the hope that the Nexus won't wrecks us


/apologies to the grammar Nazis

 

[Eden Coonan]

There was a tablet deemed the Nexus 7,
the owners of which to be living in heaven,
from it's corners so curved,
to the crisp display as to be observed,
not to own one with anger I would redden.

Haha

 

[overclockthesun]

Come they told me, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum,

A shiny Nexus we bring, pa-rum-papum-pum,

"I'm just a poor boy .......... Nexus 7 is my dream",

Because I'mma "Dead trigger, Shadow gun, Dead Space and A - beam",

So I write a limerick, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum,rum-pa-pum-pum.

 

[Adelie]

There once was a girl fr?n Boyce
who cried in a high-pitched voice,
?cause the Apple she got
had started to rot:
?Jelly Bean's a much better choice!?

 

[Imacellist]

Android is so fine
In fact it?s sublime
I found iphone to be sluggish and boring
In fact it was more of about conforming
In the end I am glad Android is mine

 

[danno.scu]

There once was a man named Phil
Who had 10x the strength of Buffalo Bill
With his trusty sidekick Lloyd
He writes about Android
Android Central going strong still!

 

[NoAck]

Oh gosh I'm not a really good poet
I'd rather just take a picture and show it
But poetry is the rule
I'll probably look like a fool
This is my only chance, hope I don't blow it

 

[Syed Sofian Rabbani]

An evil magician created the iPad,
It turned sane people into iSheeps mad!,
A messiah - the Nexus 7
Was sent down from Jelly Bean heaven
Using weapons - Butter, Now & Spheres - it annihilated the the iPad!

Hey I hope it was good enough .. my first limerick! Here's hoping I win!!!
I would seriously keep speaking in limericks for the whole year if you guys choose me the winner and give me the Nexus 7! XD

 

[1suky1]

I ain't no poet,
But i'd like a nexus tablet,
Oh nexus the magic name,
I'd like to play a game,
With my nexus 7 tablet.

 

[TechTinker]

There once was a lonley Android,
Who went by the name of Lloyd,
Alas, he was without a tablet,
He dosen't even have a Chevrolet,
He was destined to be avoided...

Well heres me entry.

 

[juustin56]

Justin is always on androidcentral.com
because he really thinks it's the bomb.
He's been trying for that Nexus 7
he'd really like it before he goes to heaven.
Oh please oh please androidcentral.com

 

[mittcb]

I like my Galaxy S3 with Jelly Bean
And my little model droids that are seen
I threw away my old iPhone
To my dog who wanted a bone
And now I want an android device that is green!

 

[skybuild]

A skinny young lad,
would enjoy such a Tab,
he would cherish it,
throughout his lifespan.
With the nexus in power,
he would feel, oh!, such big honor.

 

[FreeSamsung]

My quest has started for android
An unknown being named Lloyd
He's been rumored to exist
Around a place called Nexus
If I succeed my delusions will be void

 

[mordyb]

Couldn't post my pic on the forum yesterday
So I will try with a limerick on this fine day
This isn't for Christmas because I'm jewish
Just want a tablet kinda newish
The nexus 7 I would love to play!