[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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There once was a young man named Brian
Who lived close to Bal'more, no lyin'
Oh it t'would be like heaven
To win a Nexus 7
If he did he'd scream like he was dyin'!

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Please Pick me I have been a good boy
Please pick me I need a brand new toy
Google Nexus it must be
Please send a new one to me
What a great gift it would be to enjoy
 
All trick'd out with some wicked apps
And a set of pretty good maps
I will wed this Android
BefORE THE ASTEROID​
Ooops, I'm so sorry for the caps!
 
Behold the mighty phone Nexus
Does more work than an iPhone 'fore breakfast.
A Google employee did sneeze
Which spread the disease,
Who knew Android was so darn infectious?
 
I'm sick of all this HTC Sense,
It's bloated and ugly and slow no less.
To ROMs I will run,
But after I'm done,
I always think "I want a Nexus!"
 
There once was a man name of Phil
On Android Central he is 'King of the Hill',
His forum muscle he flexes,
Kindly sent me a Nexus.
And for that i'm incredibly grateful!
 
To the world came the G1
Since then I knew Android would be the one
I now own an S3
It is my new baby
I'd gladly share the love with a new Nexus 7 though so if you'd please I'd love to win one!


Hey I tried! Ha! :p
 
The smartphone that gives me great power,
Except when I'm wet in the shower.
Once dry, I give joy,
'cause I own the best toy.
Android keeps me happy all hours.
 
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Mix equal parts Asus, Google and butter
If you don't want a tablet that stutters
Then give it a price
That's incredibly nice
And its sales will make Tim Cook madly mutter
 
Christmas is here but we all carry a frown
lets light a candle and remember Newtown,
I'll be praying for all those familys who's lost
Since all their kids wanted was to see Jack Frost
We're entering a contest to win a Nexus 7
when those families pray every night to Heaven
I started to write to win the prize
then a tweet came thru that brought tears to my eyes
So good luck to all those entries from coast to coast
Just remember thosed who've lost
and hold your beautiful kids close.
 
Once there was tablet named 7
Who wondered if it had been created in heaven.
After watching Star Trek Voyager
It began to ponder
That maybe it was more Borg than human.
 
A Nexus 7 I wish to win,
So on your forums I post again,
A limerick so bad,
If I lose I'll be sad,
To get this tablet on Android Centrals choice I depend.

PICK ME!!!"
 
There was a young boy with a G-Nex,
He wondered what he could get next,
He loves Android
He loves Lloyd
All he wants is Nexus finger s?x

mmmhmmm
 
There once was a little green bot
Colored much like the color of snot
Verizon calls him droid
Some call him Lloyd
But ultimately its the OS that's enjoyed

Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk 2
 
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There once was a girl named Alexis
I think she may have been from Texas
She needed a phone, I told her skip the iPhone
Cause real women are much hotter with a Nexus
 
There once was a guy in Texas :)
Who was really obsessed with NEXUS
He was really quite skinny
Owns a Galaxy S3 MINI
& winning would make me breathless!
 
My Evo lte is getting kinda of small
I need a new gadget that can hang down to my *****
It'll lay me down to bed
I promise Android ain't dead.
I'll probably even use it in my new christmas sled.
 
Got a blue phone i call her android
large phone i call it tabloid
galaxy
roooted her
and warranty's now void
 
A tablet or phone running Android
Is like an iPhone using steroids
They're faster by far
Much smarter, they are
And makes hipsters regret what they toyed...

... with.
 
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