[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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This is hard, but let's try:


Here in Brazil, there's no Google Play
If I want a Nexus it's only on Ebay
But is too expensive
I'm not in defensive
Please put a smile on my face to stay


:p
 
There once was a phone that I had,
That turned out to be very bad
A tablet fo me
Would be smashing , you see
For my Xperia X10 drove me mad!
 
My Asus tablet broke
And my galaxy tablet croaked
Now the 7 is here
Need one please, no fear
It will last a lifetime, no joke
 
There once was a man with no Tablet,
He entered a contest to grab it,
They picked out his post,
They liked it the most
The Nexus 7 is his new gadget
 
I currently own a Xoom
And want a Nexus 7 real soon
So please pick me
To be filled with glee
And retire my current tablet at high noon
 
Woke up this morning and couldn't eat breakfast,
Looked on my Android S3 and just as I expected,
Another chance to win a fabulous Nexus,
If I don't win today, I'll be drowning in sorrow,
Then yell "THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOO!" and try back tomorrow.

I need that tablet y'all. Happy Holidays




My GS3 sleeps in the bed and I make my girlfriend sleep on the couch
 
There was a black toy called an Android.
If you used it too much you got hemorrhoids.
It?s a sleek box.
Goes well with lox.
And a great way to create a mind void.
 
There once was a tablet called Nexus
Hit Apple's market share in the solar plexus
The iPad tried to rally
And the Mini's right up fanboys' alley
But Google's pricing and quad core are the sexiest
 
From ages past, that'd be 2011,
There came a iPad competitor,
A beautiful device,
Who came with sweet nectar of honeycomb,
That device would be my first,
But certainly not my last,
For I'm always looking for new,
To replace it with the 7,
Would be a wonderful reset for my workhorse.
 
There once was a phone that ran android
I showed it to friends, who were annoyed
They all liked their iPhones
And happily they had ones
I showed off my power, which I enjoyed.
 
Oh how i need this toy
It would be loved by this boy
I need it bad
Don't make me mad
Indeed I need this toy
 
So many Desserts still yet to be seen
From Cupcake to gingerbread lastly to Jelly Bean
Next is Key Lime Pie
Android's a sugar High!
Google keep it coming, the Android Cooking Machine!
 
There was once a fine and solid crew
Who all hail just out of Mountain View
They sought to connect us
They then devised a nexus
For an Android that's pure and true
 
DROID is the best
It beats all the rest
If i could win this year
It would bring me great cheer
I might even cry a tear

Good luck everyone.
 
Their once was a android fanboy named Ethan
Who thought Android was to amazing to be beaten
He so wished he could try
A Nexus 7 so he could honestly reply
The iPad mini is no competition
 
There once was an Android named Lloyd
Who wanted to go to St. Crois
Than there were lawsuits galore
Cause the fruit knows the score
He settled for lunch in Des Moines
 
There once were two little lads who giggled at green Lloyd,
but were stuck playing on thier father's global 2 droid.
When they learned of the Nexus 7
they thought "wouldn't it be heaven
If Christmas morning we unwraped this wonderous toy"
 
There is a big void in my life
It is causing a great deal of strife
It can be filled
Without myself being billed
Give me a Nexus for my wife!
 
There once was a man from Nantucket he had an I phone that sucked so bad he had to chuck it.
He woke up one fine day to find a nexus,
His life is so complete now that he gave his ex wife a brand new lexus .

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Android we love
A gift from up above
Although we all know,
iOS can go to hell below
:P


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