[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

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I just bought a tablet
But its not so elaborate
As a Nexus fresh from Google
Mine's from the capital of noodles
Please Nexus come to me!
 
One day I almost did snap
My kid made a purchase in-app
Two bucks I did pay
To the store Google Play
Unlocking the Granny Smith map.
 
There once was a robot named Lloyd
Who liked to write poems about android
Then Phil said no Haiku
Whatever will Lloyd Do?
Write limericks or be sent to the void.
 
?Google, How far is the earth to the moon??
I asked my HTC Aria, like a buffoon
It mocked me in silence through it's 3.2 inch screen
I cried, ?Y U NO JELLYBEAN????!!!!?
Please Android Central Staff, grant me this boon.
 
Every day I spend hacking,
I feel that something is quite lacking.
I have no screen to stroke
and my net worth is "broke".
I fear I will be sent packing.
 
there once was a boy named Bryce
he played on his droid all night
clicking on links he solemnly would sing
i hope androidcentral brings me something :)
 
There once was an OS named Android
Which many would hope would be destroyed
While others are bland
This OS is grand
So try it and be overjoyed
 
Three thousand dollars to visit my family in Texas?!?!?!
Forty-five thousand dollars to buy my wife a new Lexus?!?!?!
So much money being spent!
I can't even pay my rent!
At least I can afford a free seven inch Nexus!
 
Nexus is here on my list,
It has specs that I cannot resist,
It's faster than light,
The screen is so bright,
So in entering this contest I persist!
 
A tablet i very much do desire
But not the one they call Kindle Fire
Now I could be a crook
And steal me a nook
While a Nexus would cause me to join a choir
 
a nexus called seven there was
that caused quite a bit of a buzz.
It's size was just right
and it felt really light
and impressed all with all that it does.
 
Blackberry was once king of my life,
Until Android was came around and became my wife
New love was hot,
BlackBerry was not.
So Nexus be my mistress, with no fear of my wife coming at me with a knife.
 
There once was a device, Nexus 7 was its name,
Backed by Google and Asus there were no doubts to fame.
Many waited here and there,
For their chance in hand to bear,
The greatest 7" tablet that entered the game.

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There once was a device, Nexus 7 was its name,
Backed by Google and Asus there were no doubts to fame.
Many waited here and there,
For their chance in hand to bear,
The greatest 7" tablet that entered the game.
 
"We have the best apps"
"Join us or join the other crap"
After a series of lengthy lawsuits
Now says the Fruit
"Crap our number one app is now Google maps!"

Android > iOS
 
I'm entering this Android Central contest for fun
The Nexus 7 comes second to none.
I love me some Android finesse
Cause we all know Apple is a mess.
Winning this would make me one happy son of a gun!
 
?twas 6 days before Christmas and my thoughts are everywhere
For all I can think of is this luscious piece of hardware
Oh please let me win a Nexus 7
And I will surely be in heaven
Now you are day dreaming with me about my new Nexus 7
 
A device and OS made by Google
Like a clarion call from a bugle
This contest for one
is really quite fun
I'd buy one but I am too frugal
 
Summer 2012 brought us the Nexus 7,
which had Android fans simply in heaven.
But, what would make Nexus fans roar
is a 10-incher, NO - maybe one more..
But there's no such thing as a Nexus 11.
 
There once was a man from Mountain View
Who helped build a mobile platform anew
His name is Andy Rubin
A friend with 10K pitched in
So let's say cheers and hold up our brew
 
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