[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[rans42]

Joey, the boxer, would love to be watching something on a Nexus 7 on boring rides like this one.

 

[Jdyount]

My wife reads every day
I really wish i could say
Stay off of my xoom
So people make some room
Because I am winning this Nexus today

 

[Rick Mirsky]

There once was a man named Nexus
Who was often punched in the solar-plexus
He cried and he cried
But he would not be denied!
That tablet with his namesake - The Nexus!!

Hope I win!!

 

[JDGAFFLIN]

There once was an OS called Android,
Android Central renamed the mascot to Lloyd,
Jerry grew out his beard,
Dobie's accent appeared,
And Phil ran Android Central like Sigmund Freud.

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Android Central Forums

 

[hobbes28]

Thinking up a limerick makes me feel mental
but if it gets me a new tablet, not a rental
I guess I'll be swift
and say thanks for the gift
but only if you pick me, Android Central

 

[anon(5436860)]

Jingle Bells
Ipod smells
Ipad makes me hate the day!
Iphone sucks
What the ****
Android all the way!!!

 

[billyb10]

My tablet is a crappy old nook,
it barely works as a book.
A new Nexus 7,
would be just plain heaven!
and some Play cash would be off the hook!

 

[deaftones]

There once was an android from Peru.
Who loved taking rides in his canoe.
He took a swig of his snapple,
And dreamed of an apple,
And woke up with a hand full of poo.

 

[sbarron]

There was a guy who liked to port a rom
He really thought he was the bomb
But when he couldn't buy a Lexus
He tried to go for a Nexus
Now he'll put his face in his palm

 

[colortheorydeveloper]

The mobile phone is, today, a way of life,
All my kids have one, and my wife.
It annoys me, when it rings in a business meeting.
Nothing important, just a silly greeting.

 

[uneeq33]

It's time to send my Nexus Seven,
I heard they now give them in Heaven,
The devil is jealous,
And I'm over-zealous,
I'd love to own one before version Eleven!

 

[p47riot]

There once was an ed named Philly
Whose giveaways were the real dilly
In the halls he would decks us
When he sends us our Nexus
Loaded up with stock 4 point 2 Jilly

 

[Lori Ann Ola]

I own a Kindle Fire
But it is the object my child desires.
The Nexus 7, I am sure
Would be the cure!
Of a new tablet we would never tire

 

[brays08]

My Samsung Galaxy S3 is white
The screen is very bright
Would love to have a Nexus 7
It would be like Heaven
but don't walk towards the light

 

[Suntan]

There once was a phablet from Nantucket.
With a chassis too big for a pocket.
On a call lookers jeer,
With that thing to your ear.
Best get an N7 and just rock it!

-Suntan

 

[gburns]

There once was a Nexus
It's so much better than a Lexus
Phil woke one morning to give it to me
But realized he had to pee
Waiting is like getting punched in my solar plexus!

 

[kstoutdog]

There once was this Hoosier named Kyle,
and what he lacked most was style,
His problems would soved, and he'd be heaven,
If androidcentral.com would simply give hiim a nexus 7.

 

[TallyHo]

I have a 7 inch device
My girl thinks its real nice
She's glad it isn't square
And she's glad it doesn't have hair
I hope I don't lose thrice!

 

[herkyMD]

There once was a man who dreamed of a 7-inch
He was afraid that 10 would make her flinch
But, alas, he had a terrible habit
So he had to settle for a 7-inch tablet
It was really the only way he could get out of this pinch

Nexus FTW

 

[mojohnburr#AC]

For Love of a Droid
Compared to you Loyd the iPhone is but null and void.
Have some elation and be thankful that you have a droid
so you can tease the woeful I nation.