[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[kpoverdorf]

There once was a boy named Kurt.
To a nexus phone he did convert.
Please don't mind him.
He begs you so kindly.
His pay check is always dirt.

:-\

 

[zcostilla]

There once was a teenage boy,
To get a gadget he tried every ploy.
But cash was the need
And Android Central could feed
If they choose the poem he wrote for his boy

 

[Jeremiah Larrea]

Please give me a Nexus 7
Another toy for my tech. heaven
So please pick me
cuz a gift like this for free
will send me flying to cloud eleven

 

[mdram]

Gingerbread, Ice Cream, Jelly Bean,
Stuff that makes your dentist scream,
Google says fear not good doc,
It's what makes our Androids rock!

 

[Chaosmstr]

Android on a tablet called Nexus
like a shot to the solar plexus
The speed, smooth as silk
not another like it's ilk
does truly leave one utterly breathless!

 

[brandonc1976]

There once was a guy named Brando
Who's status of funds was "No-Mo"
He went to AC
Said: A Nexus 7 please!
and Phil sent him one in the mail!

 

[AleXxX The Android]

Re: Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19 (Android Limerick)

There once was a young green Android.
Who carried a heavy anvil.
He became strong from carrying that anvil.
So, he fought his way through felines while eating an apple.
Careful world this Android is about to show his adroit.​

Written by,
AleXxX The Android

​

 

[anon(19758)]

To get the AC Nexus Seven
Would simply be sorta like heaven.
I could download some apps
And play white noise for naps
And pretend that my middle name's Devon.

 

[James Baird]

There once was an OS named Android
all the others I tried to avoid.

It was fast and smooth like butter,
it never stopped or stuttered.

It loaded apps and games so quick,
my friends said, man those amazing Android graphics are sick!

With cool names like Ice Cream Sandwich and Jelly Bean
I can't imagine the things we haven't seen.

It won't be long until another release, key Lime Pie!
I sure hope I get a piece.

When it is all said and done,
pick an Android device if you really want to have fun!

 

[danial.aw]

I woke up one day,
Saw the Android Central giveaway,
Nexus 7 was the gift,
but I got to write a poem to get a lift,
There's little chance I will win,
Who cares though, its my guilty sin

 

[stevehopman77]

There once was an iPhone 3G
who had no real NFC
the reason he didn't
Was that Nexus he'd hidden
In his pocket from the fanboy named Steve

 

[Fertie]

There once was an android from Venus
Of a notably sensitive genus
It fainted out cold
When it saw a Behold
And had to be fed intravenous

 

[MakeMachines]

The once was a man quite staid
and of other OS's afraid
so while ROMs gleefully flash
and NFC helps the uncashed
with the flock he sadly has stayed

 

[MAO04]

There once was a man from Android Central
Whose prose was anything but gentle
He said with a grin
My name's Phil Nickinson,
if you write me a poem you'll be mobile

 

[anon(452103)]

There once was a device from nantucket,
who's battery was like a leaky bucket,
however long it charged,
it speedily discharged,
The owner said: "I'm getting a Razr MAXX, so @#$% it!"

 

[desilva]

There once was a Droid from the earth
Whose hunger was ready to burst
So he soared to new heights
And gave Apple a bite
But they just couldn't quench that Droid 's thirst

 

[davidj028]

A tablet that everyone had,
Called magical, nice, or a fad,
Then Google said wait,
We have something great,
And Steve was abnormally mad.

 

[JoeMcFadden]

There once was a nerd from Ohio,
He was stuck working on an old Vaio,
He'd rather use a tablet.
But has no cash to get it.
He figured he'd give this contest a try-o.

 

[LegacyEvoAce]

All I want for Christmas is a Nexus
To sit in my imaginary Lexus
Maybe my lotto ticket might come around
And my dreams won't stay stuck on the ground
Now back to my room for imaginary sexus

 

[spcao7]

I once was a mindless robot
Any new Apple gadget I sought
The birth of Android was key
To break me away and be free
And now I love the Android devices I bought