[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Mjadams79]

Android is the best.
ios is the rest.
And it fits in my vest.

 

[YhanYumiRegz]

If I don't win this Nexus 7 Android
I will crash an Asteroid!
But don't think I'm a Mongoloid
because I can still read a TAbloid
I want that TAblet droid!

 

[wsmather]

It's apparent the new Google Nexus,
Lives up to its name and connects us.
So good that its bad.
Takes aim at the ipad;
Hits the bullseye, or no, solar plexus!

 

[davidk365]

Buy it, use it, love it, unlock it, backup it,
Wipe it, wipe it, wipe it, flash it, update it,
Don't like it? Change it, customize it. Still don't like it?
Galaxy, Optimus, One, XPERIA, RAZR, pick it.
Technology, choice, innovative, Android is "it."

 

[ulnek]

there once was a phone named nexus
whose battery always vexed us
so i got a razr maxx
and now i can relax
cause the battery is the size of texas?

 

[jlself]

Thou might receive thy holy Nexus Seven
From divine Google hands, wrought by wise men
Beneath thy Christmas tree, thee gift doth shine
No matter whose hands it lay, yours or mine
Upon ones face a smile shall leaven

 

[FaTaL_Err0r]

My heart was really broken
a snowy Christmas eve,
my look was really empty
no Nexus down my sleeve,
and I said "I 'll live"

I prayed to Santa Lloyd,
for some Android goodies
sent him a letter too,
but trolled me sending cookies
that were as bad as poopies

I texted him on whatsapp
for my small request,
but sent me back a picture
with his hairless chest
to moke my vain quest

I stopped my quest in sadness
but happy I was alive,
then checked Android Central
to see I won the prize
and fill my heart with pride

 

[iFebby]

Nexus Lexus rex!?! Ah run! Grab the gun! Oh no its just Debby! No febby! Lalala Christmas for us all! I don't known what I'm saying but I love this contest lol

 

[bsundar1]

Here is mine..

Hey you Android,
You Gave me a Tablet
You are one OPEN booklet
Came into my life as bullet
Made me start wearing you as bracelet
Gave me a kick of Gimlet
With You everyday is a Playlet
Having you i forgot eating Omelette
even my Hair Cut
changed me to take you even to Toilet
My life has become Moonlit
Hey you Android....

 

[lyingfromyou]

Here I see a device,
It really seems quite nice!
I really want to win...
So pick me or I'll kick you in the chin!

 

[secretmethod70]

I can't seem to buy a Nexus 4:
It's never in stock in the Play store.
But I'd love Nexus 7,
A free one would be heaven:
Stock Android and holo apps galore!

 

[blaqkingnothrone]

There once was a nexus made by asus
The lack of which was a pain in my anus

?Limerick for it? said the editor
"you?re just a genitor:? said my inner critic

?As a genitor and android fan it would be perfect for me since I?m ambidextrous?

 

[Alberto Giardino]

Android was thinking. What will i get him?
Something to play! But please not all day.
It'll be a Nexus 7, ohhh he'll be in heaven.
It's not to play. But work all day.

 

[Stuart Peterson]

A limerick about the Nexus 7
They don't sell'em at 7-11.
Why do I want one? to fill a void
That's one for a tablet with android.
Let me win it, don't be so mean
The Nexus 7 with 4.2 jelly bean

 

[radaan]

Android love is a wonderful thing
Though its as delicate as a string
Don't forget it to fast
I know it will last
It will not end in a ring (tone)


LOL.

 

[Jorge Mar]

One Nexus a day keeps the apple away: )

 

[JulieGNH]

It's Android that powers my gadgets
My phone, my Nook and my tablet
Apple fans say theirs are great
But ours are first rate!
Here's to all who keep fulfilling my habit!

 

[cptnthndr]

I really would love a new android device,
My Ipad always puts my balls in a vice!
Without a doubt ios is quite cool,
But only jellybean forces out some drool!
Now you decide if I've been naughty or nice?

 

[Mad_Halfling]

There was an OS called Android,
Who's users all loved schadenfreude,
When Apple maps died,
And their users cried,
Google maps filled up the void

 

[ChrisDeMaster]

I've tried all kinds of phones
All wanted to be android clones
All come up short
But here's the retort
Android is the best phone