Phil Nickinson is the greatest man on the planet. Why, just last week he saved an orphanage from an avalanche of rabid bears and then tamed the bears so the orphans could ride them around. One time he was asked by Santa to help figure a way to deliver presents through a blizzard. Phil took a nexus 7 and loaded it up with google maps pre-cached, and then plotted Santa's course. Christmas was saved all thanks to Phil. You ever notice how he resembles Indiana Jones ?