I thought i'd give it the old college try. here's what i got:
Please hold for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience.
You are now chatting with 'Tiffany'
Tiffany: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?
You: I am due for an upgrade. I have been reading about the Bionic and wondering if there's any info as to when it will be released
Tiffany: I'd be happy to assist you.
Tiffany: No, sorry that info release date, has not been release to this dept yet.
You: ok, thank you
Tiffany: A ton of customers has been asking about that device, I wish I had more info to provide to you.
You: A lot of people are excited about it and would really like some information about it
Tiffany: Yes I know, it just has not been release to our dept yet, for release date.
You: well thank you for your help. maybe you can pass it on how many people are asking about it and that might get some information released
Tiffany: I will try.
You: thank you very much, i appreciate your help
Tiffany: My pleasure, is there anything else that I can assists you with today?
You: no, that's all. thank you
Tiffany: Thank you for visiting Verizon Wireless, I look forward to speaking with you again. Have a great evening!
Your chat session has been ended by your Verizon Wireless online agent.
Maybe if we step it up a bit and overwhelm their customer service with questions about the bionic we might get some answers. I'm willing to do it a couple more times