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[whitecomet]

Since google owns motorola they want the razr to sell more units before the nexus is out. They are also gonna put motorola lte radios from the razer's that do not sell. The other fact is they are putting in carrier iq 2012 that will collect all your data.

 

[dammitcubs]

Albert pujols bought them all

 

[burwil]

Just before his death, Jobs authorized a systematic release of android viruses in the OS just before release of the flagship. He bought off some top IT people to do it and now Verizon and Google have a bounty on their head(s).

 

[bakerbert]

I have heard......that there are problems getting the Blockbuster app to work correctly with ICS.
When that is solved we should be getting our phones!!

 

[10001110101]

Underpants Gnomes. That is all you need to know...

 

[Deltaechoe]

Galaxy nexus is delayed due to software issues, there aren't enough bugs in it to make a proper verizon release

 

[JoeUserTX]

I heard that a certain government agency "phone-walked" thousands of the Nexus models to Canada.

News quotes from hearings in Congress deny that there will be any cross-border thumbing of noses and mooning of potential American buyers, and it's a total mystery as to who was responsible for the straw-man purchases.

However, there have been reports of two individuals, identified by community television viewers:

 

[10001110101]

However, there have been reports of two individuals, identified by community television viewers:
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Steve Jobs is up in heaven wearing a Storm Trooper costume saying "Lloyd, I am your father. Come to the dark side you knob"

 

[protonchain]

The iphone 5 is going to be released early January.

It has an 8-core processor running at 6 GHz.

It has accelerometers, gyroscope, barometer, temperature gauge, weight scale, wind speed gauge, mass spectrometer, and telephone service.

It's running IOS 6, which is the greatest new operating system, rivaling that of desktop-class operating systems and in several ways beating it. It has full customizability, completely new skins and can have full administrative level access with just a few clicks.

The phone has an all new design. It's only 4mm thick. It has a 5 inch touchscreen that with a touch of a button can fold out to be a 10 inch tablet.

It'll start selling at the 256 GB model at $149 on 2 year contract, the 500 GB for $199 and the 1 TB for $249.

 

[shadrap]

The iphone 5 is going to be released early January.

It has an 8-core processor running at 6 GHz.

It has accelerometers, gyroscope, barometer, temperature gauge, weight scale, wind speed gauge, mass spectrometer, and telephone service.

It's running IOS 6, which is the greatest new operating system, rivaling that of desktop-class operating systems and in several ways beating it. It has full customizability, completely new skins and can have full administrative level access with just a few clicks.

The phone has an all new design. It's only 4mm thick. It has a 5 inch touchscreen that with a touch of a button can fold out to be a 10 inch tablet.

It'll start selling at the 256 GB model at $149 on 2 year contract, the 500 GB for $199 and the 1 TB for $249.

One thing is for sure. If Apple said it was launching. It would launch, Verizon be damned.

 

[Jeff43]

As a VZW stock holder I was planning to call an emergency Board meeting, and talk to Lowell McAdam and the rest of the board members, to light a fire under them and get this device released.

But somehow owning 27 shares of this company doesn't afford you that power. Plus my threat of an hostile takeover were met with some secretary hanging up on me. The nerve!

Sorry guys, I tried.

 

[tlincoln]

Just got word from a reliable non-source(LOL) of a wed release.

Yes, WEDNESDAY, not next wednesday but 12/21/11. And we can all Blame Google! They strong armed VZN for that date to be exactly ONE year prior to the END OF THE WORLD!

The source: the Mayan Crystal Skull

ALSO: Straight from the Skulls mouth, "the NFC debacle is not at all, its actually Near (Force)field Controller so that on 12/21/12 all Nexus owners will be saved and all iPhonies will perish, Who gets the last laugh now Steve Jobs!!"

 

[ryangeno]

Re: Just got word from a reliable non-source(LOL) of a wed releas

too cool

 

[p08757]

Re: Just got word from a reliable non-source(LOL) of a wed releas

MMM ok....

 

[billr]

They're waiting until Google's 10 cent App offer is over so all us new Android users have to pay full price. (You can buy them unless your Google account has a phone attached to it.)

 

[bakerbert]

The Flux Capacitor built in to the phone is the problem.
Verizon dose not want a feature that will allow you to travel in to the future and report back to Android Central what devices are upcoming and when they will be released.

Google is currently suing Verizon because this is a violation of spectrum rules.

Once this is cleared up, we will have our phone.

 

[kashabrown]

1.2 gigawatts is too much eh?

 

[S.Meezy]

Android blogs given review units make up fake problems so VZW further delays and they (blogs) make billions off advertising from increased traffic...

VS910 4G Kangwich