Heh heh. For the most part I agree with you, but less than thrilled with just a smaller screen image on the mini (same pixels as the original ipad, just fit to the smaller screen). Some elements are too small, especially with presbyopia thrown in.
But the app experience is better on ios, not quite so much on phones, but way better on tablets, and I have toyed with the idea of swapping out my Nexus 7 for an ipad. About the only thing I'd miss is the open file system, predictive keyboard, and pocketcast syncing (but the latter at least is only a matter of time).
I think Google is working hard on making things easier / better for developers, but it will still take time to see better apps. While it generally results in higher quality apps and things that actually work (cough - cough... Airplay, bluetooth, etc.), Apple's restrictions and sandboxing are annoying at best and I am happy to be rid of them (especially on my phone).
Have fun with your new ipad!