Roses are Red, my nuts are Blue. I'm leaving this here mother****ing Haiku for you. If you must now, I am a traitor as iOS 8 made me feel like a rebel & i decided to GO BIG with the 6 Plus and a BaconAtor. Yes, I realize this is a hybrid not a trye Haiku for you but as Android develops & iOS continues, we should all be open minded and embrace both in the Holiday Spirit.
Yeah! VTB Y'all. Bring lightness to the dark! Merry X-Mas!