[Closed] Santa Phil Day 6: Win one of two Nexus 9 tablets and a keyboard folio

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The Six Days of Santa Phil are coming to a close, and we're going out right. Up for grabs today are two 32GB Nexus 9 tablets. You've got the opportunity to win one, and someone else has the opportunity to win the second. (You're not winning both, in other words.) And with each tablet we'll throw in a keyboard folio for good measure.

To enter: Leave your best holiday haiku here in this contest thread. That's it. We'll accept entries through 5 p.m. PDT Monday, Dec. 22. Good luck!
 
The kid is in bed
Hot chocolate with Fireball
Don't judge me, Santa

alternate:
Haiku are not hard
But none y'all dumb muhf*ckas
Can count to five. Damn.
 
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