I have an "i talked to vzw sales reps" story:
Stopped in yesterday to get questions answered about data grandfathering, the last New Every Two, tether vs hotspot, account split, yadda yadda.
I told the guys i would be popping in at opening on the 14th to buy a device. DudeA asks me which one, i tell him Droid 3. DudeC says he's done the training on it. I mention that I've downloaded the user guide. Dude B says "And I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to be talking about this."
So I say, "Umm..how about the weather this weekend! Isn't it great!" And they're all "yeah!"
And Dude A was about to give me his card, but remembered he was going to be out camping that day. So he pointed to his two colleagues and said "But either of these guys can help you out."
So there's my "vzw rep" story. It was amusing at the time.