I'm not going to post a naked photo or even one of my pet Orangutan Ralph.. Since we're both pretty ugly and the phone is cool (and way cooler than my GS3) I think this is good enough reason to pick me, don't you Phil?
Does this mean nudity isn't allowed here either? So naked people are just not allowed to get phones, huh? I see how it is.
But seriously. Who doesn't want top-end hardware and cyanogenmod out of the box? That person probably won't enter this contest. And if he/she does, then you might be proven wrong about the winner enjoying the phone.
Why am I still here? Give me the phone. I neeeeeeeds it...