My goals and motivations are simple yet valiant: the horrors of a world suppressed by an iOS via 4S existence have brought me to an enriched, worldly realization that many others are equally enslaved and ignorant of the joyous freedom this device will bring to reality. With this OnePlus One, I will vanquish my own demons, emerge from the darkness and oppression of my current shackles and passionately pursue a life dedicated to service as the hero, model and leader for those who currently suffer in depravity with me today... and we will rise to slaughter those who fight to keep this ignorance alive and thriving. We will place their heads on Cyanogen Mod stakes where the open-source warriors can bask in the glory of their defeat and enjoy the spoils of our conquest as one, progressing a nation of digital freedom fighters forward to a world of bliss and customized settings for all.
That's my plan.