For those that may not know, we have a thing in the U.S. known as Florida Man. The state of Florida has some of the most transparent open records in the country, so it's relatively easy to find some crazy crime, arrest, and similar actions mentioned in the news. Any time a headline starts out with, "Florida man..." expect to be in for a good time. For example, here's what Florida Man did on my birthday.
"A man from Florida was practicing karate against the swans, according to people around"