What did Florida Man do on your birthday?

[Mooncatt]

https://floridamanbirthday.org

For those that may not know, we have a thing in the U.S. known as Florida Man. The state of Florida has some of the most transparent open records in the country, so it's relatively easy to find some crazy crime, arrest, and similar actions mentioned in the news. Any time a headline starts out with, "Florida man..." expect to be in for a good time. For example, here's what Florida Man did on my birthday.

"A man from Florida was practicing karate against the swans, according to people around"

https://floridamanbirthday.org/april-27

 

[rvbfan]

I would check but I really don't want to register for this site.

 

[Mooncatt]

I would check but I really don't want to register for this site.

Where did you see that? I didn't have to register for anything.

 

[BerryBubbles]

(I didn't have to register...)

Hilarious Site.

"Florida Man Says Multiple Syringes Found In Rectum Aren’t His"


My birthday will never be the same...

 

[fuzzylumpkin]

(I didn't have to register...)

Hilarious Site.

"Florida Man Says Multiple Syringes Found In Rectum Aren’t His"


My birthday will never be the same...

I wonder if they had the hypodermics attached...

On my birthday, Florida man decided to show off his new gun to fellow bar patrons, and shot himself.

And just so you guys are aware, we DEFINITELY know about Florida man outside the US lol.

 

[Mooncatt]

And just so you guys are aware, we DEFINITELY know about Florida man outside the US lol.

Good to know. Lol

 

[Wingman8]

On my birthday, Florida Man broke into, and destroyed a liquor shop, and blamed it on a caterpillar.

 

[notforhire]

on my birthday.......... A Florida man was found and arrested during traffic control with a string tied to his genitals. very exciting.

 

[Mooncatt]

on my birthday.......... A Florida man was found and arrested during traffic control with a string tied to his genitals. very exciting.

I now have questions that I don't think I want the answer to. Lol

 

[notforhire]

I now have questions that I don't think I want the answer to. Lol

no lie

 

[ArtifactArticles]

On my birthday A naked Florida man open fired at a SWAT robot