So to beat the dead horse one last time, tonight I finished dinner, cleaned up, and came back into the living room where my phone stayed while I cooked and ate. The screen wasn't doing anything and didn't until I tapped it. The left icon was a cloud icon. to make sure I know it's cloudy I guess even though there's not a single cloud in the sky. The middle one was a Dropbox icon to let me know a file had been uploaded and synced; good there. And the ellipsis icon, I knew, meant less important notifications were there. And it turned out that's really screwed up, because the hidden notifications were a phone call and a voicemail. The idiots who designed this system think the weather's more important than a phone call or a voicemail, and that's why even if I bought into this notification scheme, it would still be broken. It's a phone and it hides phone notifications to give me the wrong weather.