Thanks for your commiseration.

Although, I'm actually very happy with my S23+, and actually very glad I chose it over the S23 Ultra.
My wife upgraded to the S23U at the same time I upgraded to the S23+, last Sept, (Xfinity gave her $600 for her 6 yr old Note 8!), and I haven't regretted my choice of going with the S23+ for a second.
Honestly, the specs for the S23+ & S23U were the same in all the specs that really mattered to me, except for the resolution [1440 x 3088 ~500ppi vs. 1080 x 2340 ~393ppi], and memory [12GB vs. 8GB], and of course the camera

, and, oh

, well, the battery too. Well, okay, now that I swype it out, those
are quite a few differences!
However, none of which were deal breakers for me, as the S23+ is good enough; the periscope telephoto notwithstanding, as I sure would like to have that periscope telephoto lens

.... and, well, the greater battery.... and, okay, the resolution & ppi & memory too!
But otherwise, the same display, same processor/chipset/CPU/GPU, same Comm, same platform, same features (except for the SPen), same sound, same misc &c, with the S23+ actually having better overall performance bench scores (e.g. GeekBench & GFCBench scores). Although a lower 'Endurance' rating due to the smaller battery.
m.gsmarena.com
And I greatly prefer the smaller size of the S23+.
Anyhoo, so I'm really a very happy camper!

. . . Except for those four main differences.

. . . (kinda reminds of that SNL Steve Martin Christmas skit, where he keeps adding wishes)!