The other day, I drove to the CENTRAL(!) mall with my friends ALEX and ADAM. At the MOMENT we arrived, Alex said that he needed to buy something for his girlfriend, ERIS. I asked him when her birthday would be and if she was having a party. He said, ?Yes, there is a party that her parents are putting on; it will have everything ? including a concert and a MAGIC show. Her birthday is April 29, which makes her either a Taurus or a GEMINI.?
Alex said, ?I ASPIRE to find a gift that will make me a LEGEND in her eyes ? it cannot be something that will only cause her to do a single BACKFLIP.? The rest of our ENTOURAGE made fun of him for being a cheeseball, but agreed that we would help him become the HERO he wanted to be. We also agreed that it WOULD NOT BE ANYTHING MADE BY APPLE.
Later on the way home, just as we drove past the local TATOO parlor, a bright PULSE of light beamed down from the sky. We looked up, and as if in a DREAM, we saw a huge triangular ship. Alex said, ?Wow?a spaceship from another GALAXY!?
I thought to myself: if I ever get an INCREDIBLE ANDROID PHONE(!!), the first thing I will do is call and text my friends to let them know about upcoming parties, concerts, great shopping deals, and whether we are being visited by beings not-of-this-Google-Earth.